"Enter job here" traitor item

[BlackPhoenix]

An assistant or all-traitor item that spawns you a fedora, MLP shirt, fingerless gloves, and a neckbeard that causes you to stun or blind anyone within 2-3 tiles of you whenever you wear the full suit at the cost of you moving a bit slower, having no pockets, and being a fucking disgusting piece of shit

MLP Shit will NEVER be implemented, sarcastically or not. Shut up, go die. Thank you.