Ideas of questionable quality

[Frank_Stein]

I'd say grab intent on yourself, gives another text message instead of the "tweak their nipples" ones

There was a lot of drama about that and whether or not it was considered sexual, thus breaking server rules. Alternatives were suggested (Giving yourself a pat on the back, hugging yourself) but I don't think changing it was on anyone's priority list and so it remains.

Would probably be super simple to patch, since all ya gotta do is change the message that's displayed