Goonhub
05-28-2013, 07:33 PM
Round 1: Traitor!
5 or so minutes in I am expertly chainsawed to death by Spetznaz Spiff.
I am sad.
Round 2: Not Traitor!
Spetznaz Spiff is captain and Vox goes off saying "A BAD CAPTAIN! FART ON THE CAPTAIN!" repeatedly.
I proceed to chase, harass, RCD block and eventually fart on said captain over a few departments and Z-levels (a fun chase).
Suddenly I get a sydicate uplink and am free to cause some chaos!
Without hesitation I summon up a spacker and blow Spetz's head off.
After promptly being executed by the crew one of my fellow Captain hunters asks in deadchat "What the hell did you do that for Sam?"
"I was a traitor suddenly!" says I.
"That wasn't our objective Sam!"
Objective 1: Hang out with the Captain for a good time.
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... :downs: ...
Admin PM from InfiniteMonkeys: You have got to be the worst wingman ever.
5 or so minutes in I am expertly chainsawed to death by Spetznaz Spiff.
I am sad.
Round 2: Not Traitor!
Spetznaz Spiff is captain and Vox goes off saying "A BAD CAPTAIN! FART ON THE CAPTAIN!" repeatedly.
I proceed to chase, harass, RCD block and eventually fart on said captain over a few departments and Z-levels (a fun chase).
Suddenly I get a sydicate uplink and am free to cause some chaos!
Without hesitation I summon up a spacker and blow Spetz's head off.
After promptly being executed by the crew one of my fellow Captain hunters asks in deadchat "What the hell did you do that for Sam?"
"I was a traitor suddenly!" says I.
"That wasn't our objective Sam!"
Objective 1: Hang out with the Captain for a good time.
...
... :downs: ...Admin PM from InfiniteMonkeys: You have got to be the worst wingman ever.