Goonhub
04-01-2018, 10:41 AM
I present to you a set of three new pathology symptoms, all of which were inspired by eldritch whisperings from the darkest reaches of my mind.
Snaps:
It's like the fart symptom, only with finger snapping.
Jazz Snaps:
As above, but moderately more severe and proportionally rarer. It also comes with the chance to spontaneously transform the host into a jazz musician.
Wild Snaps:
You keep snapping your fingers more and more vigorously until you die or snap off both of your arms in catastrophically loud thundersnaps. Or both. Very rare.
All three of the above are highly infectious.
That's a pretty catchy groove...
Compare:
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...es:patch-6
Diff:
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...tch-6.diff
Patch:
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...ch-6.patch
Snaps:
It's like the fart symptom, only with finger snapping.
Jazz Snaps:
As above, but moderately more severe and proportionally rarer. It also comes with the chance to spontaneously transform the host into a jazz musician.
Wild Snaps:
You keep snapping your fingers more and more vigorously until you die or snap off both of your arms in catastrophically loud thundersnaps. Or both. Very rare.
All three of the above are highly infectious.
That's a pretty catchy groove...
Compare:
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...es:patch-6
Diff:
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...tch-6.diff
Patch:
https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...ch-6.patch