Goonhub
05-27-2013, 08:45 PM
Fryer tip: with just the right blend of chemistry and fryer science you can eat several fried yet living people. Very funny things can be done with this, as I once demonstrated to a very startled crew.
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You finish eating the lightly-fried Bajirao Singham.
You finish eating the lightly-fried Jay Wolff.
Maddox Wheeler says, "Ten seconds. Please remember to take notes, crew."
Maddox Wheeler says, "Now, I begin by applying the chainsaw in a scientific manner."
Maddox Wheeler shoves the chainsaw into his chest!
Jay Wolff bursts out of Maddox Wheeler!
Bajirao Singham bursts out of Maddox Wheeler!
Jay Wolff says, "sup"
Bajirao Singham says, "WHAT A TRIP"
Prae Sett exclaims, "I glimpse eternity! It is beautiful and terrifying!"
Weston Poley says, "what"
Weston Poley says, "the fuck"
Vinfae Dibor says, "what the"
Jayce White scribbles down notes in a hastily manner...
Bryant Enderly says, "He died and two peopl poped out of him"
see also: the incident where El Bort (whoops, not licorice man) somehow got his fried yet sentient and alive self trapped inside the food mixer, wherein he was still capable of screaming and yelling at people
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You finish eating the lightly-fried Bajirao Singham.
You finish eating the lightly-fried Jay Wolff.
Maddox Wheeler says, "Ten seconds. Please remember to take notes, crew."
Maddox Wheeler says, "Now, I begin by applying the chainsaw in a scientific manner."
Maddox Wheeler shoves the chainsaw into his chest!
Jay Wolff bursts out of Maddox Wheeler!
Bajirao Singham bursts out of Maddox Wheeler!
Jay Wolff says, "sup"
Bajirao Singham says, "WHAT A TRIP"
Prae Sett exclaims, "I glimpse eternity! It is beautiful and terrifying!"
Weston Poley says, "what"
Weston Poley says, "the fuck"
Vinfae Dibor says, "what the"
Jayce White scribbles down notes in a hastily manner...
Bryant Enderly says, "He died and two peopl poped out of him"
see also: the incident where El Bort (whoops, not licorice man) somehow got his fried yet sentient and alive self trapped inside the food mixer, wherein he was still capable of screaming and yelling at people