Goonhub
05-27-2013, 08:20 PM
how far has our desire for fatty fried foods come that we have stooped this low
the horror
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After a freak deep fryer incident, my suicide attempt was in vain and I ended up surviving my trip into the oily beast. With a little help, I came out succulent and delicious but in agonizing pain.
After being bitten a few times and nearly suffocating (for some reason being picked up prevented me from breathing) I eventually died when the botanist tried to turn me into a cake (BUT FUCKED UP THE RECIPE SO I WAS REDUCED TO ?????).
If you take a look at the log you can see that I was able to talk on radio. I could also scream, and rightfully so. Couldn't walk, though I could be picked up, put in a backpack, eaten, shoved in the oven...
Didn't put this under bug reports because I'd consider it a feature. No admin intervention involved.
the horror
(open in new tab for full image)
After a freak deep fryer incident, my suicide attempt was in vain and I ended up surviving my trip into the oily beast. With a little help, I came out succulent and delicious but in agonizing pain.
After being bitten a few times and nearly suffocating (for some reason being picked up prevented me from breathing) I eventually died when the botanist tried to turn me into a cake (BUT FUCKED UP THE RECIPE SO I WAS REDUCED TO ?????).
If you take a look at the log you can see that I was able to talk on radio. I could also scream, and rightfully so. Couldn't walk, though I could be picked up, put in a backpack, eaten, shoved in the oven...
Didn't put this under bug reports because I'd consider it a feature. No admin intervention involved.