Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Drago156]

I followed the captain into the bridge on Clarion as a clown. I drank his champagne and ran around honking and farting. He yelled at me to get out then broke a wine glass and started stabbing me with it!

I ran into the AI chamber while the other head on the bridge started yelling that the captain was a clown-murdering traitor. I got permastunned but was able to set up a law that made shoes illegal.

I started yelling LET ME OUT on the radio. The chaplain let me out somehow. The captain was lynched and committed suicide. The chaplain announced he knew how to get us out and biblefarted. All four of us on the bridge biblefarted in turn and the shuttle was called. It was 18 minutes into the round.

Then the nuke ops showed up and blew up the station before the shuttle arrived.

Ah yes that round, us nukies decided for 2 of us to go in undercover while the third waited with the nuke, we were all VERY curious about what the hell happened there, was fun murdering your station though!