Goonhub
03-03-2018, 01:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2018, 01:38 PM by Haprenti. Edited 6 times in total.)
(03-03-2018, 12:58 PM)Cyfarfod Wrote: Would a better solution be adding a way for a person to BECOME a chaplain (not just access but gaining whatever widget that gives them their chaplain magic) in round? Some sort of item that speed-loads a theology degree into your head? Maybe takes you out of commission for, say, a minute for conversation's sake and maybe does a decent amount of brain damage, but then BAM yer the new chaplain?
Put a Bible in somebody's chest to artificially turn them into a chaplain like entity.
This idea sounds like SS13 scientists have uncovered the secrets of Religion and managed to find ways to harness Holy Powers and channel them through some staff assistant's (guinea pig) body. However it comes with a risk : don't fart, or have your butt removed beforehand, or else a fate worse than smitting awaits you. Maybe your soul's ripped away from your body and you turn into some cluwne-cockroach hybrid abomination.
Science saved the day.