What's up with chemistry

[Superlagg]

I think chemistry is a bit too predictable. All these hellish deathchems are dangerous pretty much only to the victim, which while effective is kinda boring and makes them feel less like chemical weapons of mass destruction and more like you-lose drugs.

These chems shouldn't be deadly just on mixing and application, but on transport and storage and ambient temperature and in some cases sheer luck. Deadly, annoying, inconvenient, or even beneficial!

Nitroglycerin is a step in the right direction, though its instability makes it next to useless in most cases.