Non-human mobs biblefarting

[Lady Birb]

I have noted this before in a bug report thread, but I have realized that it wasn't a bug but a feature request so here it is: basically everything that isn't a standard mob, be it a player-controlled critter, a borg, a ghostdrone, a meatcube, or basically anything, is capable of farting on a bible without any repercussions. This is clearly a horrendous oversight on the coder's part. I want to be able to explode into a pool of slippery oil as a borg, cover the floor in ectoplasm as a ghostdrone, become a gooey yellow stain as a cockroach, and somehow become more filthy as a meatcube, all because I farted on a bible.