01-30-2018, 04:03 PM
Left: Standard clown shoes.
Right: Advanced clown shoes
Cursed basalt and jade clown shoes, based on some conversations on the Goonstation Discord. They'd definitely have to make deep/loud/echoey crashing noises instead of squeaking sounds while worn. Also discussed:
- Having it talk to its wearer like the obsidian crown does (but in comic sans and with shitty puns)
- Making it age the wearer over time, causing their farts and screams and whatnot to get lower and lower.
- Making the wearer occasionally hear honks in the distance (like how certain drugs can make you hear phantom grenade noises).