Best moments ever thread 2.0

[medsal15]

Today I almost got robot-married, because I was ordered to do romance to my fellow cyborg. Before the ceremony could be completed, however, my robot-wife got shot in the head and died due to a scheduling conflict in the chapel where a duel was taking place at the same time as the wedding. I took the only logical course of action and begged for an end to my now-pointless existence so that I could be with my robo-waifu forever in the afterlife. Then we watched as the survivors of the wedding opened the plasma canisters I had initially brought as a gift to woo my bride and started a raging fire to honour the memory of the tragic romance that was fated not to be.

it was the most hilarious shit ive ever been a part of

I don't regret bringing a welding tool to the ceremony.