Goonhub
01-17-2018, 01:08 PM
Jerkop-4 looks back at Jerkop-5 getting owned by a cloud of spiders.
Fuck sake, they're throwing bugs at us, like a bunch of five year olds! What, next are they gonna give him a wedgie? Make him eat mud?
...I think he's got this. He's got Donks. And a punchin' kickbelt. And rockets, heck yeah, rockets!
"YOU GOT THIS FIVESY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! DONK UP AND TURN THAT SPIDERTERROR INTO MURDER PEOPLE MAD!"
Yeah, that'll work.
Jerkop-4 continues off to the Toxins gas storage, shooting anyone who gets in his way. If he runs into any robots, he'll try to emag or whip an EMP grenade at them.
Fuck sake, they're throwing bugs at us, like a bunch of five year olds! What, next are they gonna give him a wedgie? Make him eat mud?
...I think he's got this. He's got Donks. And a punchin' kickbelt. And rockets, heck yeah, rockets!
"YOU GOT THIS FIVESY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! DONK UP AND TURN THAT SPIDERTERROR INTO MURDER PEOPLE MAD!"
Yeah, that'll work.
Jerkop-4 continues off to the Toxins gas storage, shooting anyone who gets in his way. If he runs into any robots, he'll try to emag or whip an EMP grenade at them.