Goonhub
01-08-2018, 07:13 AM
I had a baseball bat in my hand earlier, and in my other hand a lovely Horse Horsington head.
Why am I unable to bat this head at people with a satisfying clunk?
I demand this be fixed
Also for other objects too, like batting snowballs at people and other interesting helpful / deadly things.
Batting syringes / implants at people? Batting stun batons ? Batting hats (that can land on peoples heads) I can think of a number of interesting things that could make the baseball bat more useful and FUN.
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If a guy kills me with a saber I'll feel unsatisfied and mad. If a guy kills me by batting monkeys heads and other household appliances at me I might just die with a grin on my face.
Why am I unable to bat this head at people with a satisfying clunk?
I demand this be fixed
Also for other objects too, like batting snowballs at people and other interesting helpful / deadly things. Batting syringes / implants at people? Batting stun batons ? Batting hats (that can land on peoples heads) I can think of a number of interesting things that could make the baseball bat more useful and FUN.
If a guy kills me with a saber I'll feel unsatisfied and mad. If a guy kills me by batting monkeys heads and other household appliances at me I might just die with a grin on my face.