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01-05-2018, 01:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-05-2018, 01:10 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Irene Mincine (N/A)
You order some skateboards from Josh, taking advantage of his two for one sale, and order yourself breakfast.
Nothing says good healthy breakfast like deep fried asian food.
Jack Jackson (4)
"Really? That's the best excuse you can come up with?"
You decide to inform him of the PTL laser bribery instead.
"......ya know what, this is so stupid that I think I'm just gonna forget this entire situation even happen. But I swear to god, you do something stupid, you're getting punished twice as hard."
With that, two of the officers escort you out of security before fixing the doors.
You're probably not very important in security's eyes anymore.
KRAKEN (N/A)
You switch cameras to the clown. He appears to be catching a ferret using a cardboard box and a stick.
You're tempted to inform him of much better ways to catch a wild animal, but decide against in. It's better if it learns on its own.
Beep-Boop (2):The fabricator spat out cyborg parts a minute ago borgo. According to the screen:
-1 minute remaining until Standard Cyborg parts is complete.
-3 minutes remaining until Standard Cyborg parts is complete.
With that, you activate your chemistry set and set off towards science. You check out the artifact lab to see if they have anything small. Sadly, the two artifacts currently in there are both bigger than your head.
You expend extra energy to do some chemistry. (Artificial chemist master) You check the database for the fluorosulfuric acid and get cookin.
Beelzebub (4)
You deduce that this is no mere ferret, but likely a super ferret that must be outsmarted with a clever trap. You decide to use your entire imaginative limits to concoct a trap with which to trap this ever intelligent creature.
...
Inside the center of the room is a cardboard box held up with a stick with a string tied around it, the other end of which you are holding. You've come to the conclusion that the trap probably needs bait to work.
Jerk-Op #4 (N/A)
You give your co-hort a quick peptalk and notify him of your plans of him being the small explosion expert this mission. Afterwards, you drag the nuke into a pod and get ready for business.
Manne Love (6)
After your daily activities of incredibly unhealthy living, you head to the church to actually do your job holy shit chaplains actually do these things shit man. You let out an announcement that you are going to begin your surmon.
After a bit, the church is packed with people...for once. This is actually making you a little nervous.
Everyone
Quartermasters Office (From Irene Mincine):
Josh is running a sale on skateboards! They should be arriving soon. If you want one, come to Cargo.
You order some skateboards from Josh, taking advantage of his two for one sale, and order yourself breakfast.
Nothing says good healthy breakfast like deep fried asian food.
Jack Jackson (4)
"Really? That's the best excuse you can come up with?"
You decide to inform him of the PTL laser bribery instead.
"......ya know what, this is so stupid that I think I'm just gonna forget this entire situation even happen. But I swear to god, you do something stupid, you're getting punished twice as hard."
With that, two of the officers escort you out of security before fixing the doors.
You're probably not very important in security's eyes anymore.
KRAKEN (N/A)
You switch cameras to the clown. He appears to be catching a ferret using a cardboard box and a stick.
You're tempted to inform him of much better ways to catch a wild animal, but decide against in. It's better if it learns on its own.
Beep-Boop (2):The fabricator spat out cyborg parts a minute ago borgo. According to the screen:
-1 minute remaining until Standard Cyborg parts is complete.
-3 minutes remaining until Standard Cyborg parts is complete.
With that, you activate your chemistry set and set off towards science. You check out the artifact lab to see if they have anything small. Sadly, the two artifacts currently in there are both bigger than your head.
You expend extra energy to do some chemistry. (Artificial chemist master) You check the database for the fluorosulfuric acid and get cookin.
Beelzebub (4)
You deduce that this is no mere ferret, but likely a super ferret that must be outsmarted with a clever trap. You decide to use your entire imaginative limits to concoct a trap with which to trap this ever intelligent creature.
...
Inside the center of the room is a cardboard box held up with a stick with a string tied around it, the other end of which you are holding. You've come to the conclusion that the trap probably needs bait to work.
Jerk-Op #4 (N/A)
You give your co-hort a quick peptalk and notify him of your plans of him being the small explosion expert this mission. Afterwards, you drag the nuke into a pod and get ready for business.
Manne Love (6)
After your daily activities of incredibly unhealthy living, you head to the church to actually do your job holy shit chaplains actually do these things shit man. You let out an announcement that you are going to begin your surmon.
After a bit, the church is packed with people...for once. This is actually making you a little nervous.
Everyone
Quartermasters Office (From Irene Mincine):
Josh is running a sale on skateboards! They should be arriving soon. If you want one, come to Cargo.