Goonhub
01-04-2018, 09:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-05-2018, 10:19 AM by LovelyMimic. Edited 1 time in total.)
Like an hour ago I was a screaming lunatic preacher and the figurehead of some kind of suicide cult, all because ShotgunBill turned the floors invisible and I declared that it was a sign from god. Two or three other people were doing the actual work of convincing people to sacrifice themselves in the chapel (an increasing number of whom were Melody Halftone, who had been handing out stable mutagen pills), so I got to focus on raving over the radio about the will of god. Eventually, the disaster round space background showed up, and I got to really ramp things into high gear:
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] asks, "Do you feel that sense of... of foreboding?"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "that's awe."
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "what you are feeling is AWE"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] exclaims, "Because you have no choice but to be humbled!"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] exclaims, "By the gravity of what is about to come to pass!"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "HE SHALL PART THE VEIL"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] exclaims, "AND WE SHALL AT LAST SEE!"
(There was a lot of other good stuff in between that from everyone else on radio but I sadly need to keep this acceptably brief)
Anyways then a portal to hell showed up in the chapel, a shitload of zombies swarmed out, and I got to scream about how the angels of god are taking me home while one of the borgs tried and failed to drag me to safety, and then I was a zombie. The end*.
*For me. The round went on for quite a while. There were like at least three wraiths, too; it was a good time.
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] asks, "Do you feel that sense of... of foreboding?"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "that's awe."
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "what you are feeling is AWE"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] exclaims, "Because you have no choice but to be humbled!"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] exclaims, "By the gravity of what is about to come to pass!"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "HE SHALL PART THE VEIL"
Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] exclaims, "AND WE SHALL AT LAST SEE!"
(There was a lot of other good stuff in between that from everyone else on radio but I sadly need to keep this acceptably brief)
Anyways then a portal to hell showed up in the chapel, a shitload of zombies swarmed out, and I got to scream about how the angels of god are taking me home while one of the borgs tried and failed to drag me to safety, and then I was a zombie. The end*.
*For me. The round went on for quite a while. There were like at least three wraiths, too; it was a good time.