Goonhub
01-03-2018, 11:44 PM
Jack Jackson (1)
You head to security and hack your way into the security entrance, and then proceed to open the door to the main security lounge.
Inside, you find the HoS and several officers having a meeting.
Well, they WERE having a meeting anyways.
(Very Important Person) The HoS and each of the officers all have their tazers trained on you before the boss says something.
"You better have a DAMN good reason for breaking in here."
Do you have a damn good reason? You don't think your authority will mean much if you don't say the right thing...
Irene Mincine (6)
You head to your work station and do the most important thing you can think of.
"Yeah dude, I've actually got a two for one deal going on here. You interested?"
Manne Love (6)
You roll your die in the hopes of rolling a six.
It comes up as a six.
Success!
This is definitely not wasting a perfectly good roll your time.
KRAKEN (N/A)
You set your expression to surprised and color your display screen a deep blue. You also set your status to as follows.
Clowns have a varied tradition with significant variations in costume and performance. The most recognisable modern clown character is the Auguste or "red clown" type, with outlandish costumes featuring distinctive makeup, colourful wigs, exaggerated footwear, and colourful clothing. Their entertainment style is generally designed to entertain large audiences, especially at a distance.[citation needed]
Modern clowns are strongly associated with the tradition of the circus clown, which developed out of earlier comedic roles in theatre or Varieté shows during the 19th to mid 20th centuries.
Many circus clowns have become well known and are a key circus act in their own right. The first mainstream clown role was portrayed by Joseph Grimaldi (who also created the traditional whiteface make-up design). In the early 1800s, he expanded the role of Clown in the harlequinade that formed part of British pantomimes, notably at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and the Sadler's Wells and Covent Garden theatres. He became so dominant on the London comic stage that harlequinade Clowns became known as "Joey", and both the nickname and Grimaldi's whiteface make-up design were, and still are, used by other types of clowns.
The comedy that clowns perform is usually in the role of a fool whose everyday actions and tasks become extraordinary—and for whom the ridiculous, for a short while, becomes ordinary. This style of comedy has a long history in many countries and cultures across the world. Some writers have argued that due to the widespread use of such comedy and its long history it is a need that is part of the human condition.
You're not really sure what you accomplished but whatever.
Beelzebub (2)
You attempt to grab one of the ferrets. Sadly, it sees your clumsy actions and jumps out of the way.
A minute worth of trying to grab it has resulted in sadness.
Jerk-Op #4 (N/A):
You store your oxygen tank and medkit in your backpack and toss some donks to #5. You remember what your boss told you before you went to sleep.
"So, uh...we couldn't really get an authentication disk for this thing, sooooo...uh...you'll need to get it off the station. Once you find it, you should find a hard to reach area and activate the nuclear device. Once activated, the entire station will know what's going on, so you'll have to keep them away until the thing is ready to blow. This should be roughly ten minutes. If the station doesn't have an Auth. disk, or the one they have is destroyed, the nuke calculate some random coordinates to place it. I don't know why, but it's really fucking picky about this kind of thing and refuses to arm unless you're near them. So try to get the disk if you can."
The only thing you got from the conversation is the Nuke is a lot of trouble.
You head to security and hack your way into the security entrance, and then proceed to open the door to the main security lounge.
Inside, you find the HoS and several officers having a meeting.
Well, they WERE having a meeting anyways.
(Very Important Person) The HoS and each of the officers all have their tazers trained on you before the boss says something.
"You better have a DAMN good reason for breaking in here."
Do you have a damn good reason? You don't think your authority will mean much if you don't say the right thing...
Irene Mincine (6)
You head to your work station and do the most important thing you can think of.
"Yeah dude, I've actually got a two for one deal going on here. You interested?"
Manne Love (6)
You roll your die in the hopes of rolling a six.
It comes up as a six.
Success!
This is definitely not wasting a perfectly good roll your time.
KRAKEN (N/A)
You set your expression to surprised and color your display screen a deep blue. You also set your status to as follows.
Clowns have a varied tradition with significant variations in costume and performance. The most recognisable modern clown character is the Auguste or "red clown" type, with outlandish costumes featuring distinctive makeup, colourful wigs, exaggerated footwear, and colourful clothing. Their entertainment style is generally designed to entertain large audiences, especially at a distance.[citation needed]
Modern clowns are strongly associated with the tradition of the circus clown, which developed out of earlier comedic roles in theatre or Varieté shows during the 19th to mid 20th centuries.
Many circus clowns have become well known and are a key circus act in their own right. The first mainstream clown role was portrayed by Joseph Grimaldi (who also created the traditional whiteface make-up design). In the early 1800s, he expanded the role of Clown in the harlequinade that formed part of British pantomimes, notably at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and the Sadler's Wells and Covent Garden theatres. He became so dominant on the London comic stage that harlequinade Clowns became known as "Joey", and both the nickname and Grimaldi's whiteface make-up design were, and still are, used by other types of clowns.
The comedy that clowns perform is usually in the role of a fool whose everyday actions and tasks become extraordinary—and for whom the ridiculous, for a short while, becomes ordinary. This style of comedy has a long history in many countries and cultures across the world. Some writers have argued that due to the widespread use of such comedy and its long history it is a need that is part of the human condition.
You're not really sure what you accomplished but whatever.
Beelzebub (2)
You attempt to grab one of the ferrets. Sadly, it sees your clumsy actions and jumps out of the way.
A minute worth of trying to grab it has resulted in sadness.
Jerk-Op #4 (N/A):
You store your oxygen tank and medkit in your backpack and toss some donks to #5. You remember what your boss told you before you went to sleep.
"So, uh...we couldn't really get an authentication disk for this thing, sooooo...uh...you'll need to get it off the station. Once you find it, you should find a hard to reach area and activate the nuclear device. Once activated, the entire station will know what's going on, so you'll have to keep them away until the thing is ready to blow. This should be roughly ten minutes. If the station doesn't have an Auth. disk, or the one they have is destroyed, the nuke calculate some random coordinates to place it. I don't know why, but it's really fucking picky about this kind of thing and refuses to arm unless you're near them. So try to get the disk if you can."
The only thing you got from the conversation is the Nuke is a lot of trouble.