Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Firebarrage]

The other day as a traitor chef I went around stabbing people with a sleepy pen filled mostly with port, but also some neurotoxin and ketamine.
Eventually my shenanigans came to an end. The HoS caught me and dragged me to Sec and buckled me to a chair before pulling the pen from my pocket and stabbing me with it.

I teleported in and out of Sec's grasp for a bit before it wore off. Unfortunately I was unconscious for most of it because of the tox/keta, or I'd have had a decent chance at escaping.

I was that HoS. I'm pretty sure I looked dumbfounded for a second when you just vanished in a poof of sparks. Then I thought for a second, remembered that someone had reported the port, and realized I was a dumbass. Absolutely hilarious though, that's the best prison escape anyone has ever done, and you didn't even have to try.