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05-22-2013, 12:31 AM
Usual Character Name:Peacekeeper Pete
BYOND Username: bbonkers
Recommended by (if applicable): n/a
Times Available: GMT 08:00- 12:00 I guess (Australian who plays at night)
From the depths of doughnut two
Does our hero spring anew
HOS hat on head and HOS shoes on feet
The crowds agree: Peacekeeper Pete.
A fearless warrior, he leads with guts
Genetic code he cracks like walnuts
Sets up engines and cooks amazing meat
9/10 nutritionists agree: Peacekeeper Pete.
All antagonist's roles he has't completed,
In horror form all are eated,
With staff in hand, flee all he meet
EL NATH: Peacekeeper Pete.
Botany, mechanical, mining, its all the same
Those in need, call out his name
Like a caring mother, babe on it's teat
Newbies learn from: Peacekeeper Pete.
The secrets of science he does't know
Builds bombs carrying a giant's blow
At telescience computer, the cosmos retreat
Einstein is dwarfed: Peacekeeper Pete.
Mask on face, banana and horn in hands
All try to flee as a cream pie lands
Even Bobo himself would lose his feet
HONKE: Peacekeeper Pete.
Helmet on head, the gods are pleased
Jupiter reborn, the grey hordes are appeased
Deserving cuffs or a smile, that is what will greet
No better guard than: Peacekeeper Pete.
And when it comes down to a fight
You want the man down on your right
Whether with a laser or with his feet
Robust as cola: Peacekeeper Pete.
So why does our Hero choose
To take all the poo and all the abuse
That any new HOS is sure to meet
Why do you do it? Peacekeeper Pete.
Some may think its for all the ladies
That see the beret and go crazy,
But I say because much of the game he hads’t complete
A new challenge and clothes for: Peacekeeper Pete.
To make it better is his dream
Right down to the sprite of the laser beam
Fun and laughter down on repeat
Have a chuckle with: Peacekeeper Pete.
So, dear reader I do implore
You answer the knocking at the door
Welcome in and warmly greet
A new mentor and HOS: Peacekeeper Pete.
Your opinion of Shrek (5 word minimum): I really loved the first one, but they dragged it on a bit.
Previous Bans: I don't think I've had any.
BYOND Username: bbonkers
Recommended by (if applicable): n/a
Times Available: GMT 08:00- 12:00 I guess (Australian who plays at night)
From the depths of doughnut two
Does our hero spring anew
HOS hat on head and HOS shoes on feet
The crowds agree: Peacekeeper Pete.
A fearless warrior, he leads with guts
Genetic code he cracks like walnuts
Sets up engines and cooks amazing meat
9/10 nutritionists agree: Peacekeeper Pete.
All antagonist's roles he has't completed,
In horror form all are eated,
With staff in hand, flee all he meet
EL NATH: Peacekeeper Pete.
Botany, mechanical, mining, its all the same
Those in need, call out his name
Like a caring mother, babe on it's teat
Newbies learn from: Peacekeeper Pete.
The secrets of science he does't know
Builds bombs carrying a giant's blow
At telescience computer, the cosmos retreat
Einstein is dwarfed: Peacekeeper Pete.
Mask on face, banana and horn in hands
All try to flee as a cream pie lands
Even Bobo himself would lose his feet
HONKE: Peacekeeper Pete.
Helmet on head, the gods are pleased
Jupiter reborn, the grey hordes are appeased
Deserving cuffs or a smile, that is what will greet
No better guard than: Peacekeeper Pete.
And when it comes down to a fight
You want the man down on your right
Whether with a laser or with his feet
Robust as cola: Peacekeeper Pete.
So why does our Hero choose
To take all the poo and all the abuse
That any new HOS is sure to meet
Why do you do it? Peacekeeper Pete.
Some may think its for all the ladies
That see the beret and go crazy,
But I say because much of the game he hads’t complete
A new challenge and clothes for: Peacekeeper Pete.
To make it better is his dream
Right down to the sprite of the laser beam
Fun and laughter down on repeat
Have a chuckle with: Peacekeeper Pete.
So, dear reader I do implore
You answer the knocking at the door
Welcome in and warmly greet
A new mentor and HOS: Peacekeeper Pete.
Your opinion of Shrek (5 word minimum): I really loved the first one, but they dragged it on a bit.
Previous Bans: I don't think I've had any.