Goonhub
05-21-2013, 04:32 AM
Was selected as barman traitor, I ordered two pipebombs and a tracker.
I had to kill the chef, a security and a scientist.
The chef decided to be a major asshole by playing wannabe security, so after I failed to blow him up with my pipes (i'm bad
), everyone went apeshit on me, including the security guy who was oblivious to what was happening.
I was port-a-brigged and used the time the baddies took to catch up on me to remove my handcuffs.
They arrive, I try to arrange a RP trial pretending I was a Tamul red tiger and that I needed a fair trial for my religious views. No one gave a fuck except the janitor, who burst in and dragged me to the bridge.
The only guy who followed us in was... the chef. Who got promptly killed by the janitor who then outfitted me. I pretended to be the chef and followed security around, until meeting a dead sec and stealing his uniform.
I got back to security where a large number of dead people was rotting because of some fight with a cloaker. My second target, the scientist, was dead and handcuffed for some reason, so, in delight, I outfitted myself for the final battle RIGHT IN FRONT of my target, the security guy, and the detective.
The best part comes here : even though they had arrested me for bombing shit and finding my tracker, they didn't recognize my blond hair. Though they instinctively stunned and stripped me, discovering my identity. Though they DIDNT DO SHIT and uncuffed me when I told them a bullshit story about the chef going apeshit. I picked up my tracker RIGHT IN FRONT of them and proceeded to get all my items back.
Basically, they trusted me and thought I had been promoted to security.
So, with my tazer, I follow the sec leader into genetics where he goes to KILL THE MONKEYS. That's right, he was teleporting them in space one by one, but I was hidden behind a plant so he didnt see me.
Then, I faked my approach and asked if he needed help, like the nice little condescendant shitcurity I was impersonating. Though for no reason at all, he stunned my ass and removed my taser. I tried to reason him again, and his lack of communication tended to confirm he was indeed a traitor and I surprised him in his indeavours.
Suddenly, a securitron came and saved me, as I was bullshitting the sec's arrest attempts as a threat to my life (which was half true).
I was then trapped in the monkey pen, 2 mins before shuttle departure, and began desperating. Then, a drunk scientist came and released me. I rushed to the shuttle to go and fight my target. All was going well, as I was knocking him down, but then some suicide bomber killed everyone on the shuttle. Everyone BUT the security.
FUCK MY LIFE
Yet it was a very nice bullshit session hahaha
I had to kill the chef, a security and a scientist.
The chef decided to be a major asshole by playing wannabe security, so after I failed to blow him up with my pipes (i'm bad
), everyone went apeshit on me, including the security guy who was oblivious to what was happening.I was port-a-brigged and used the time the baddies took to catch up on me to remove my handcuffs.
They arrive, I try to arrange a RP trial pretending I was a Tamul red tiger and that I needed a fair trial for my religious views. No one gave a fuck except the janitor, who burst in and dragged me to the bridge.
The only guy who followed us in was... the chef. Who got promptly killed by the janitor who then outfitted me. I pretended to be the chef and followed security around, until meeting a dead sec and stealing his uniform.
I got back to security where a large number of dead people was rotting because of some fight with a cloaker. My second target, the scientist, was dead and handcuffed for some reason, so, in delight, I outfitted myself for the final battle RIGHT IN FRONT of my target, the security guy, and the detective.
The best part comes here : even though they had arrested me for bombing shit and finding my tracker, they didn't recognize my blond hair. Though they instinctively stunned and stripped me, discovering my identity. Though they DIDNT DO SHIT and uncuffed me when I told them a bullshit story about the chef going apeshit. I picked up my tracker RIGHT IN FRONT of them and proceeded to get all my items back.
Basically, they trusted me and thought I had been promoted to security.
So, with my tazer, I follow the sec leader into genetics where he goes to KILL THE MONKEYS. That's right, he was teleporting them in space one by one, but I was hidden behind a plant so he didnt see me.
Then, I faked my approach and asked if he needed help, like the nice little condescendant shitcurity I was impersonating. Though for no reason at all, he stunned my ass and removed my taser. I tried to reason him again, and his lack of communication tended to confirm he was indeed a traitor and I surprised him in his indeavours.
Suddenly, a securitron came and saved me, as I was bullshitting the sec's arrest attempts as a threat to my life (which was half true).
I was then trapped in the monkey pen, 2 mins before shuttle departure, and began desperating. Then, a drunk scientist came and released me. I rushed to the shuttle to go and fight my target. All was going well, as I was knocking him down, but then some suicide bomber killed everyone on the shuttle. Everyone BUT the security.
FUCK MY LIFE
Yet it was a very nice bullshit session hahaha