Goonhub
11-23-2017, 11:23 AM
"Hm...uh...no one was aware of the vending machine that dispenses the monkies near the kitchen?"
The robot looks at the projector, as if implying that a new picture will take its place on the subject. After about ten seconds...
"I don't really feel like explaining that one. But it's quite the cruel machine, isn't it? Forcing those poor little things into such a small space, only to be let out and brutally slaughtered or messed with."
"At least give them some hope. It's so much better when you can grow hope out of something and then crush it with the boot of despair. He he he..."
"But yeah. Most of the monkeys in the kitchen vendor are dead anyways, so I guess you can't really do anything with that..."
"Did you know that monkey based killing games are hard to run? They don't really understand what they're supposed to do, and it only ends with me cleaning shit off the walls...and that's not even going into their lack of language skills. Geez."
The robot looks at the projector, as if implying that a new picture will take its place on the subject. After about ten seconds...
"I don't really feel like explaining that one. But it's quite the cruel machine, isn't it? Forcing those poor little things into such a small space, only to be let out and brutally slaughtered or messed with."
"At least give them some hope. It's so much better when you can grow hope out of something and then crush it with the boot of despair. He he he..."
"But yeah. Most of the monkeys in the kitchen vendor are dead anyways, so I guess you can't really do anything with that..."
"Did you know that monkey based killing games are hard to run? They don't really understand what they're supposed to do, and it only ends with me cleaning shit off the walls...and that's not even going into their lack of language skills. Geez."