Goonhub
05-18-2013, 03:36 PM
The increased traitor rates are certainly starting to show. Spawning as traitor Chef, I headed to customs to get a decent ID. Lo and behold, Walter Poehl chucking a pipe bomb at the customs desk and legging it with his fresh all-access ID! He didn't quite make it and was stunned, so I grabbed the ID and ran. At the Detective's office, I met a lunatic firing a derringer randomly into the air and was nearly caught in the crossfire with a security officer rather lacking in aiming ability. Staggering into maintenance, paranoid and on edge, I met the Detective!
I joked about how many traitors I had met and asked if he was going to kill me too... and he responded by shooting me with an advanced laser gun. Fortunately, a butcher knife to the brain turned out to be the superior weapon.
Tooled up with butcher knife, laser gun, cloak, thermals and all-access... I proceeded to hide in the kitchen quivering in paranoia for the rest of the round.
I did get to kill the HoS for his beret, though.
This was followed by my second traitor round in a row. I spawned a surplus crate - shotgun, sleepy pen and pipe bomb - headed to customs, got my ID, tried to chuck a pipe bomb, hit a lag spike, failed to chuck it, and exploded. RIP.
I joked about how many traitors I had met and asked if he was going to kill me too... and he responded by shooting me with an advanced laser gun. Fortunately, a butcher knife to the brain turned out to be the superior weapon.
Tooled up with butcher knife, laser gun, cloak, thermals and all-access... I proceeded to hide in the kitchen quivering in paranoia for the rest of the round.
I did get to kill the HoS for his beret, though.
This was followed by my second traitor round in a row. I spawned a surplus crate - shotgun, sleepy pen and pipe bomb - headed to customs, got my ID, tried to chuck a pipe bomb, hit a lag spike, failed to chuck it, and exploded. RIP.