Goonhub
11-19-2017, 11:59 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-19-2017, 12:05 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.
Edit Reason: Spelling mistake and oh god did I seriously give the mastermind in the picture the fucking dreamworks face god damn it.
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Seeing the entire chase play out nearby, the cyborg gets an idea.
"Ya know what, I've got it. Something else I can tell ya right off the bat. It's good. You're gonna love it."
"So, without further waiting, how about we talk about this killing's motive!"
It pulls down a display screen...somehow. It's displaying an incredibly crude picture. "Let's review the facts, shall we?"
"Now, some terrible person is holding everyone here for a game in which they kill each other, right? Three people have already fallen victim to this game (even if one of them only died because of their own retardation). However, I ask you, what if the mastermind was killed?"
"Well, I don't think I'd know what to do. Without "someone" giving a few basic ideas, I'm just a lowly cyborg who can't hope to keep such a plan together. So, let's make a deal. Right now. If you successfully kill the mastermind this time..."
"No investigation! No trial! You're allowed to go home, right on the spot. And nobody gets executed! And the others...well, I suppose you can coax some poor bastard into bringing them down."
The sheer quality of the pictures are truly something to behold in their own way.
"It's a win win if you think about it, isn't it? You remove a truly terrible person from existence AND you go home, no strings attached. I can't think of a better deal than that."
"Ya know what, I've got it. Something else I can tell ya right off the bat. It's good. You're gonna love it."
"So, without further waiting, how about we talk about this killing's motive!"
It pulls down a display screen...somehow. It's displaying an incredibly crude picture. "Let's review the facts, shall we?"
![[Image: tumblr_ozokdzJxIY1rpf6nso1_1280.png]](https://78.media.tumblr.com/dfca6f8011c8b4c47d00517b4431596f/tumblr_ozokdzJxIY1rpf6nso1_1280.png)
"Now, some terrible person is holding everyone here for a game in which they kill each other, right? Three people have already fallen victim to this game (even if one of them only died because of their own retardation). However, I ask you, what if the mastermind was killed?"
![[Image: tumblr_ozokdzJxIY1rpf6nso2_1280.png]](https://78.media.tumblr.com/550d0b68f0be37e8f89b965272d9393d/tumblr_ozokdzJxIY1rpf6nso2_1280.png)
"Well, I don't think I'd know what to do. Without "someone" giving a few basic ideas, I'm just a lowly cyborg who can't hope to keep such a plan together. So, let's make a deal. Right now. If you successfully kill the mastermind this time..."
![[Image: tumblr_ozokdzJxIY1rpf6nso3_1280.png]](https://78.media.tumblr.com/018daa343628bd6bafc74230ec0b14c8/tumblr_ozokdzJxIY1rpf6nso3_1280.png)
"No investigation! No trial! You're allowed to go home, right on the spot. And nobody gets executed! And the others...well, I suppose you can coax some poor bastard into bringing them down."
The sheer quality of the pictures are truly something to behold in their own way.
"It's a win win if you think about it, isn't it? You remove a truly terrible person from existence AND you go home, no strings attached. I can't think of a better deal than that."