Dreaming in Goonstation.

[Vitatroll]

Personally i think it would be funny if dreaming sent you on a text adventure.

What a pretty brain you have, friend.

YOU ENTER THE CENTRAL DOORWAY TO A LARGE, DARK ROOM WHICH SMELLS FAINTLY OF DISCOUNT DANS. THE WALLS, FLOOR, AND CEILING ARE COVERED IN SQUARES AND IN THE CENTER OF EACH SQUARE LIES OF HOLE.
> ex holes
YOU EXAMINE THE HOLES. THEY LOOK LARGE ENOUGH TO POKE WITH YOUR FINGER. YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
> poke holes
EVERY SQUARE OPENS UP TO REVEAL A BUTT. YOU HEAR THE DOOR LOCK. THE BUTTS SET FORTH A WAVE OF FLATULENCE TO THE TUNE OF "FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES". THE NOXIOUS ASS IS SUFFOCATING. YOU GIGGLE UNCONTROLLABLY.
>door
YOU RUN FOR THE DOOR, BUT LOSE YOUR BALANCE ON THE BUTT FLOOR. THE LIGHTS GO OUT. YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE.