Goonhub
11-05-2017, 07:43 PM
"All right, we got our results? Good. Let's put it up."
With that, a large display rolls down from the ceiling and flickers to life, and displays everyone on it.
"Let's add them votes up and see what we've got."
With that, the screen displays these results.
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Phoebe Buzz - 9 Votes.
Large Human - 3 Votes.
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"And now, to reveal if the choice is...wait a second..."
The cyborg looked at the display again.
"I didn't get an alarm for lack of votes, why are there only 12 up there?"
The display lowers a little, clearly made for 15 people, to show the sixteenth name.
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Phoebe Buzz - 9 Votes.
Large Human - 3 Votes.
Cyborg 3377247 - 1 Vote.
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".........HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN DO THAT!?! I'M NOT EVEN A CHOICE ON THE TOUCHPAD!"
"Well whatever, it's time to reveal if you idiots really are so stupid that you could actually do that. Now."
"Which is it going to be? Did you pick the right choice? Or the dreadfully wrong one? It's time...to find out!"
With that, a slot machine pops up from in front of the display and proceeds to pull itself. After a few anxiety ridden seconds, the three slots spell out something.
GU IL TY
After spitting an ungodly amount of (presumably fake) credits, the machine goes silent.
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"Well well well, gotta hand it to ya. You idiots actually managed to figure it out. That's right, the guilty party this time was none other than Phoebe Buzz. Pat yourselves on the back, you bastards deserve it."
Despite this supposed congratulations, no one seems to be in the mood.
"Pfffffft, you're all acting like you're attending a funeral or something right now. I mean, you're about to, but that doesn't mean you have to be so god damn depressing about it."
With that, a large display rolls down from the ceiling and flickers to life, and displays everyone on it.
"Let's add them votes up and see what we've got."
With that, the screen displays these results.
---
Phoebe Buzz - 9 Votes.
Large Human - 3 Votes.
---
"And now, to reveal if the choice is...wait a second..."
The cyborg looked at the display again.
"I didn't get an alarm for lack of votes, why are there only 12 up there?"
The display lowers a little, clearly made for 15 people, to show the sixteenth name.
---
Phoebe Buzz - 9 Votes.
Large Human - 3 Votes.
Cyborg 3377247 - 1 Vote.
---
".........HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN DO THAT!?! I'M NOT EVEN A CHOICE ON THE TOUCHPAD!"
"Well whatever, it's time to reveal if you idiots really are so stupid that you could actually do that. Now."
"Which is it going to be? Did you pick the right choice? Or the dreadfully wrong one? It's time...to find out!"
With that, a slot machine pops up from in front of the display and proceeds to pull itself. After a few anxiety ridden seconds, the three slots spell out something.
GU IL TY
After spitting an ungodly amount of (presumably fake) credits, the machine goes silent.
---------
"Well well well, gotta hand it to ya. You idiots actually managed to figure it out. That's right, the guilty party this time was none other than Phoebe Buzz. Pat yourselves on the back, you bastards deserve it."
Despite this supposed congratulations, no one seems to be in the mood.
"Pfffffft, you're all acting like you're attending a funeral or something right now. I mean, you're about to, but that doesn't mean you have to be so god damn depressing about it."