Minor Stand/Rest Magic Allows Self-Surgery Without Alcohol

[Dr Zoidcrab]

Make it so lying on an operating table doesn't paralyse you for some unknown reason. So you can still use your arms, and moving will make you stand up.

It would still be more awkward to do, but it would be less clunky, and it would stop people complaining about it being a bug exploit because they're too unrobust scrubs.

Downside is you can't watch sober people bleed themselves to death by repeatedly messing up their eye removal.