Minor Stand/Rest Magic Allows Self-Surgery Without Alcohol

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Feature, and pretty basic gameplay. You see people do it all the time - been that way for years.

Slidectomy -
Pros:
- Don't have to beg for 20 minutes to get a leg stapled on.
- It's neat.
Cons:
- It requires a surgical table.
- It requires practice.
- You can screw up even with practice - especially with low lag or the mildest stim.
- The lay/stand slide delay cuts into delicate surgical timing, making some things impossible to do.

Drunkotomy -
Pros:
- No surgical table required.
- Can be done standing up.
- Gives you lots of leeway thanks to added time.
- It's badass.
Cons:
- Requires you to get crunked.
- Practically requires orange-aid and lime-aid. Possibly lemon-aid too.
- Not as quick due to downtime.

I use both. If I want an arm stapled on, I slide it on. If I want to do a string of complex frankenstenian surgeries, I get crunked.