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[Tteckk]

I was learning Dwain and how to activate artifacts.

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Supreme Authority Update

Meteor Alert

Class 43 meteor shower approaching from all directions. Impact in three minutes.

Happy Evans  [145.9] says, "rip crew"
Reginald P. Farthing  [145.9] says, "Oh dear."
Sebastian Squid  [145.9] says, "DEATH COMES"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "There, station condmned"
Reginald P. Farthing  [145.9] says, "I forsee a lot of mental anguish as a result of this meteor shower."
Sebastian Squid  [145.9] says, "DRAG THE CENTCOM THUG DOWN WITH US"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "That is unless SOMEBODY submits the safety inspection report"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "The REAL one"
TOP NOTCH AI  [145.9] states, "LOCATION OF SAFETY REPORT DETERMINED TO BE ON PERSON OF STAFF ASSISTANT SAFETY INSPECTOR JAVIER CAMP."
Sham Poo  [145.9] says, "oh hey, thats a well placed spacial tear"
Peacekeeper Pete  [145.9] asks, "Javier, you got the report?"
Tteckk Booth touches the quirky object.
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "I CAN WAIT ALL DAY"
Supreme Authority Update

Meteor Alert

The meteor shower has reached the station. Brace for impact.

Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "this isnt fucking safe"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "good god"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "What the"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "this isnt safe"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "Captain, what did you do"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "Why are there two of me"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "im the new safety inspector"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "...fuck it, I am recommending this station is condemned. Peacekeeper Pete, you are going to be lucky to get clown duty."
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "i agree"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "i disagree this station is very good"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "and safe"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "and amazing"
Happy Evans  [145.9] says, "woo"
[color=#FF0000]Tteckk Booth says, "DAMN YOU"[/color]
Happy Evans  [145.9] says, "this guy knows whats up"
Reginald P. Farthing  [145.9] says, "Attention Sham Poo"
Centcom Administration  [145.9] says, "No, that...this isn't ME"
[color=#FF0000]the meteor has been hit by Tteckk Booth with the mechanical toolbox[/color]
Sham Poo  [145.9] says, "Sup"
Reginald P. Farthing  [145.9] says, "Nearly all station funds have been deposited in your bank account."
TOP NOTCH AI  [145.9] states, "HELLO, Staff Assistant. PLEASE REPORT TO Sigmund Droid IN Staff Assistant-GINEERING."
Happy Evans  [145.9] asks, "you sure?"
[color=#FF0000]Tteckk Booth says, "GET OUT OF HERE"[/color]
[color=#FF0000]the meteor has been hit by Tteckk Booth with the mechanical toolbox[/color]
Sham Poo  [145.9] exclaims, "thanks!"
TOP NOTCH AI  [145.9] states, "ERRORS DETECTED IN STATION. EXTRANEOUS HOLES FORMED IN EXTERIOR HULL OF STATION IN ALL AREAS."
Sebastian Squid  [145.9] exclaims, "AI FIRE LOCKS NOW!"
[color=#FF0000]Tteckk Booth says, "Fucken plasma"
Tteckk Booth says, "BURN YOU SON OF A BITCH"[/color]
You will now weld when you attack.
[color=#FF0000]Tteckk Booth says, "BURN IN HELL"
Tteckk Booth throws the weldingtool.[/color]

Perfectly safe...