Goonhub
10-28-2017, 08:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-28-2017, 09:10 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
"The metal? Isn't it obvious?" The robot pointed right to his face. "Do you look somewhere other than the face when you speak to each other? Am I the only one that does that? Well pay attention. Irene has a metal eye. Her right eye, to be exact. The fact that none of you noticed..." the cyborg 'wipes a tear from his eye' in the most over the top way possible. "Wow, friendship really is dead, isn't it."
"Speaking of dying friendship, not knowing each others jobs is just sad. You really expected to live on here for a year? Come on, it's been like a week." With that, it proceeds to spread sheets of paper detailing everyone's character sheets personal profile.
"But man Dan, I feel shocked. Shamed. Saddened. To think you would say I did it? The only reason I kill anyone is if they break the rules. And you can't say you weren't warned. That idiot knew very well what he was getting into before I shot him up real good."
"Ah, the memories. Of course, you wouldn't bring up me doing it unless you had proof, riiiiiight?" It starts moving a bit, as if in some awkward dance. "Come on. I wanna see it. I wanna see the proof that I was behind the murder of one of your precious crewmates. Talk is cheap after all, bucko."
"Speaking of dying friendship, not knowing each others jobs is just sad. You really expected to live on here for a year? Come on, it's been like a week." With that, it proceeds to spread sheets of paper detailing everyone's character sheets personal profile.
"But man Dan, I feel shocked. Shamed. Saddened. To think you would say I did it? The only reason I kill anyone is if they break the rules. And you can't say you weren't warned. That idiot knew very well what he was getting into before I shot him up real good."
"Ah, the memories. Of course, you wouldn't bring up me doing it unless you had proof, riiiiiight?" It starts moving a bit, as if in some awkward dance. "Come on. I wanna see it. I wanna see the proof that I was behind the murder of one of your precious crewmates. Talk is cheap after all, bucko."