Goonhub
10-11-2017, 10:22 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-11-2017, 10:46 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
A soft pleasant dinging noise can be heard throughout the station. Shortly afterwards, a tv in the room could be heard.
"Hello crew. This is your captain speaking. You all are getting along so well. Friendship truly is blooming on the station, don't you think? And let me tell you what I think."
"After all the effort I put into this shindig, you're all pissing me off! I don't even see anyone trying to hide away a weapon. I mean, come oooonnnn. I even went out of my way to point out something in the gym and no one even took my advice. So I've been thinking "Hey best captain ever, why aren't they doing what they were ordered to?" and I realized it."
"None of you have a real motive, do you?"
"I mean, enough money to never need to work and freedom isn't really enough, is it? I mean, I thought it would be, but I guess you're all a bunch of goody little two shoes aren't you? So, here's a nice little motive for all of you."
In the background is an overlay screen and a projector.
"So, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna have a nice little surprise for the first person to get in on this!" The overlay starts displaying a question mark. "What could it be? What sorts of untold amazingness could I be holding out on you little shits?"
"Well, I guess you'll just have to act to see, won't you? Ah ha ha ha ha!"
The tvs turn off shortly after this.
"Hello crew. This is your captain speaking. You all are getting along so well. Friendship truly is blooming on the station, don't you think? And let me tell you what I think."
"After all the effort I put into this shindig, you're all pissing me off! I don't even see anyone trying to hide away a weapon. I mean, come oooonnnn. I even went out of my way to point out something in the gym and no one even took my advice. So I've been thinking "Hey best captain ever, why aren't they doing what they were ordered to?" and I realized it."
"None of you have a real motive, do you?"
"I mean, enough money to never need to work and freedom isn't really enough, is it? I mean, I thought it would be, but I guess you're all a bunch of goody little two shoes aren't you? So, here's a nice little motive for all of you."
In the background is an overlay screen and a projector.
"So, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna have a nice little surprise for the first person to get in on this!" The overlay starts displaying a question mark. "What could it be? What sorts of untold amazingness could I be holding out on you little shits?"
"Well, I guess you'll just have to act to see, won't you? Ah ha ha ha ha!"
The tvs turn off shortly after this.