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10-10-2017, 05:03 PM
One time I was a lone Nukeop. Go blow up Robotics. Yeah, sure. So I load up. Donks, MSG cigs, a second revolver, an emag, and the MPRT. Can't forget the command armor, flashbangs, and sarin! Grabed nuke and headed over to escape.
I waved to the HoP in the janitors closet, he waved back. Fumbled around outside of the airlock for an embarrassing amount of time trying to get me, the pod, and the bomb somewhere I could get inside. Emag into maint, then into robotics, but some chucklefuck already drained all the power! No crowbar, but I do have a rocket launcher!
Bang, Robotics is open and spaced, and I arm the bomb in a pile of crates. Used my other rocket on the front door and toss a sarin down the hall. Area: denied.
Bang bang, shot some folks, didn't bother finishing them off cus I ain't letting that bomb out of my sight. Then a monkey comes in and steals my gun. Fuck! I whip a flashbang at him so at least he can't use it on me. There's so much debris that I can't find it. Good thing I had another-- and it's gone. Damn monkey.
By now, someone RCDed to the bomb and some dorks were toolboxing​ it. Flashbang away! And maybe a sarin for good measure. Eat piss, dorks.
Fights running long, pop another Donk. Lotta people near the bomb, looking bad! Then some ween jumps out of the doorway and blows himself up with a TTV. Takes out everyone hitting the bomb, but leaves me in shallow crit. Thanks armor! And then I'm at fill health again. Thanks Donks!
Still got time left and jerks to jerky, but all my guns are gone and my grenades exploded. Can't go wrong with an extinguisher! And I didn't, I hit dying idiots until the bomb exploded.
Wasn't even lowpop either. Maybe. Might've been, there were a lot of people. They were surprised there was only one Nukeop. The end.
I waved to the HoP in the janitors closet, he waved back. Fumbled around outside of the airlock for an embarrassing amount of time trying to get me, the pod, and the bomb somewhere I could get inside. Emag into maint, then into robotics, but some chucklefuck already drained all the power! No crowbar, but I do have a rocket launcher!
Bang, Robotics is open and spaced, and I arm the bomb in a pile of crates. Used my other rocket on the front door and toss a sarin down the hall. Area: denied.
Bang bang, shot some folks, didn't bother finishing them off cus I ain't letting that bomb out of my sight. Then a monkey comes in and steals my gun. Fuck! I whip a flashbang at him so at least he can't use it on me. There's so much debris that I can't find it. Good thing I had another-- and it's gone. Damn monkey.
By now, someone RCDed to the bomb and some dorks were toolboxing​ it. Flashbang away! And maybe a sarin for good measure. Eat piss, dorks.
Fights running long, pop another Donk. Lotta people near the bomb, looking bad! Then some ween jumps out of the doorway and blows himself up with a TTV. Takes out everyone hitting the bomb, but leaves me in shallow crit. Thanks armor! And then I'm at fill health again. Thanks Donks!
Still got time left and jerks to jerky, but all my guns are gone and my grenades exploded. Can't go wrong with an extinguisher! And I didn't, I hit dying idiots until the bomb exploded.
Wasn't even lowpop either. Maybe. Might've been, there were a lot of people. They were surprised there was only one Nukeop. The end.