Goonhub
05-14-2013, 10:07 PM
I started as a mechanic traitor, I was going to just mess around and try to get sec killed by screaming they murdered my co-worker (who violently exploded for no reason). I was harassing a sec guard when some nerd runs up with the artistic toolbox and fails to kill people with it, so naturally I took it and rampage.
I beat down everyone and everything I see and feed them to it, and most of security has already fallen to it. By the time somebody finally lasered me to death, I had already fed over half the station (at least it seemed like it) to the toolbox. I got cornered while I was eating somebody, and a rude jerk lasered me to death. The entire time, Iam A. Crooke was following me around, taking pictures of me murdering people and cheering me on. There were bloody pictures of me and boxes everywhere.
I beat down everyone and everything I see and feed them to it, and most of security has already fallen to it. By the time somebody finally lasered me to death, I had already fed over half the station (at least it seemed like it) to the toolbox. I got cornered while I was eating somebody, and a rude jerk lasered me to death. The entire time, Iam A. Crooke was following me around, taking pictures of me murdering people and cheering me on. There were bloody pictures of me and boxes everywhere.