Goonhub
10-09-2017, 10:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-09-2017, 10:58 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Great, is everybody else just a nutjob? The sane people can be counted on a single hand.
"All right, I'm putting a stop to this thinking right now. We're not being ruled over by a robot. It just thinks it has control over us."
---
"Did someone say something that was factually wrong just now?"
Cyborg 3377247 came rolling in almost immediately.
"Oh, it was just the station idiot. Don't mind what he says. He's contractually obligated to state things that are clearly not true. He he he."
"But I must say, there are a surprising number of downer faces in here. Come on, give me a big ol smile for your captain. You must be happy to see me." He points towards his face, in an effort to express his non-existent mouth.
No one seems happy.
"Fine, I got better things to do. But remember. I'm always watching you <3."
He wheels out almost as quickly as he came in.
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...the day I admit that...thing...has power over me is the day I jump into the crusher.
"So I guess we gotta deal with that now too..."
"All right, I'm putting a stop to this thinking right now. We're not being ruled over by a robot. It just thinks it has control over us."
---
"Did someone say something that was factually wrong just now?"
Cyborg 3377247 came rolling in almost immediately.
"Oh, it was just the station idiot. Don't mind what he says. He's contractually obligated to state things that are clearly not true. He he he."
"But I must say, there are a surprising number of downer faces in here. Come on, give me a big ol smile for your captain. You must be happy to see me." He points towards his face, in an effort to express his non-existent mouth.
No one seems happy.
"Fine, I got better things to do. But remember. I'm always watching you <3."
He wheels out almost as quickly as he came in.
---
...the day I admit that...thing...has power over me is the day I jump into the crusher.
"So I guess we gotta deal with that now too..."