Goonhub
10-08-2017, 04:53 PM
Huh. Such thoroughness and honesty with its para-murderous intent. And not one mention of meatbag! Impressive!
"But there'll be Donks, right?"
Impressive, but trivial. Even if someone gets the bright idea to check out early with her toe tag, well... ya gotta love cloning; there's nothing like dying like an idiot and then laughing at your own corpse. If only life and death had meaning! 'cept...
Dan reads over the device. Once... then twice. A third time, her mounting concern edging into panic.
"Yo, uh... where's Cloning? You only gave us... like, half a map."
Relax, Kelly! How often has the Cloner been missing in action? Yeah, and how many times has that stopped you from needing a shower the morning after a 'heroic sacrifice'? Regardless--
"--Centcom's got my sequence on file --!"
Dammit! But, they do--
"--right?"
"But there'll be Donks, right?"
Impressive, but trivial. Even if someone gets the bright idea to check out early with her toe tag, well... ya gotta love cloning; there's nothing like dying like an idiot and then laughing at your own corpse. If only life and death had meaning! 'cept...
Dan reads over the device. Once... then twice. A third time, her mounting concern edging into panic.
"Yo, uh... where's Cloning? You only gave us... like, half a map."
Relax, Kelly! How often has the Cloner been missing in action? Yeah, and how many times has that stopped you from needing a shower the morning after a 'heroic sacrifice'? Regardless--
"--Centcom's got my sequence on file --!"
Dammit! But, they do--
"--right?"