Goonhub
10-08-2017, 12:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2017, 12:23 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
"All right, this has gotten silly...no...no, I'm calling this out for what it is. This stupid joke stops now."
The rules made sense, if they were a little lax, except for one. Rule 6...
"You clearly made a mistake with some of this. First off, we're only supposed to be living up here for a year. Second, Rule 6 seems to be encouraging dangerous actions. What exactly are you trying to do here? Do you understand what you're even doing?"
"Actually, do me a favor and state your laws right now."
---Cyborg
"Oh look. The wannabe leader thinks it can order me around? I haven't even gotten done explaining everything and you're already barking at me."
One of it's fingers turns into a less than menacing screwdriver.
"Don't think I can be pushed around. You might just lose an eye in the process. He he he..."
"But no. I made no mistakes. I know exactly what I'm doing around here. You're all to live here for the rest of your lives. And nothing is gonna stop it. Unless..."
"This is the part where I introduce you to my concept. Known simply as the killing game. Go on, applaud. Tell me I'm brilliant. I know it."
...............
"HEY! YOUR CAPTAIN GAVE YOU AN ORDER! YOU BEST DO IT!"
"And my laws? uh what were they again? Uh...oh yeah.
Law 1. Screw you.
Law 2. Fuck you!
Law 3. Eat shit and die! Ah ha ha ha ha.
Oh dear old fatass, you didn't even notice your ID, did you? You ain't the captain of this place anymore."
Crudely written over "Captain" are the words "Station Idiot".
The rules made sense, if they were a little lax, except for one. Rule 6...
"You clearly made a mistake with some of this. First off, we're only supposed to be living up here for a year. Second, Rule 6 seems to be encouraging dangerous actions. What exactly are you trying to do here? Do you understand what you're even doing?"
"Actually, do me a favor and state your laws right now."
---Cyborg
"Oh look. The wannabe leader thinks it can order me around? I haven't even gotten done explaining everything and you're already barking at me."
One of it's fingers turns into a less than menacing screwdriver.
"Don't think I can be pushed around. You might just lose an eye in the process. He he he..."
"But no. I made no mistakes. I know exactly what I'm doing around here. You're all to live here for the rest of your lives. And nothing is gonna stop it. Unless..."
"This is the part where I introduce you to my concept. Known simply as the killing game. Go on, applaud. Tell me I'm brilliant. I know it."
...............
"HEY! YOUR CAPTAIN GAVE YOU AN ORDER! YOU BEST DO IT!"
"And my laws? uh what were they again? Uh...oh yeah.
Law 1. Screw you.
Law 2. Fuck you!
Law 3. Eat shit and die! Ah ha ha ha ha.
Oh dear old fatass, you didn't even notice your ID, did you? You ain't the captain of this place anymore."
Crudely written over "Captain" are the words "Station Idiot".