Goonhub
10-07-2017, 11:24 PM
---Event
As the crew find ways to busy themselves, one of the doors in the back opened up. Almost immediately, there was some shouting coming from beyond the door, similar to the announcement voice.
"Move it or lose it suckers, captain making his way through!"
A cyborg began running in...no, wheeling in may be more accurate...quickly through the large gym. After a couple of tries, he gets to the center of the gym where the crude set up is and...proceeds to knock one of the lights down...in his rush, he proceeds to back into the other light, which breaks and starts a small fire.
"Okay, uh hold on...ahem." He produces a fire extinguisher and puts the fire out. He then attempts to get onto the crudely made stage...before crushing it completely.
He doesn't seem to notice.
"Hello? Hello? TesTINg THE MicRoPHOnE NAAAAOOooOOoWWW! Damn it, who put this thing together...TESTING...TeSTing...Testing........."
The sight is rather something to behold.
"Okay, everything seems to be working now. Let's see, who's in the audience..."
He takes a quick look around.
"Wow. These idiots really will bring anybody up here, won't they? Well, let's give this meeting everything we've got."
---Adam
.........so that just happened...did it say it was the captain?
......OH! I get it. It's the tourbot, trying to do a little thing there. Captain of describing the station. Ha...ha...uh, yeah. Did it...make that stage?
"Captain, huh? Well, I'm sure you can do a better job of addressing people than insulting everyone at once."
Seriously, that's the kind of thing you don't admit at large. As long as it's funny though I guess? I don't know if the rest of the crew is as willing to accept something like that with what little experience I had...
As the crew find ways to busy themselves, one of the doors in the back opened up. Almost immediately, there was some shouting coming from beyond the door, similar to the announcement voice.
"Move it or lose it suckers, captain making his way through!"
A cyborg began running in...no, wheeling in may be more accurate...quickly through the large gym. After a couple of tries, he gets to the center of the gym where the crude set up is and...proceeds to knock one of the lights down...in his rush, he proceeds to back into the other light, which breaks and starts a small fire.
"Okay, uh hold on...ahem." He produces a fire extinguisher and puts the fire out. He then attempts to get onto the crudely made stage...before crushing it completely.
He doesn't seem to notice.
"Hello? Hello? TesTINg THE MicRoPHOnE NAAAAOOooOOoWWW! Damn it, who put this thing together...TESTING...TeSTing...Testing........."
The sight is rather something to behold.
"Okay, everything seems to be working now. Let's see, who's in the audience..."
He takes a quick look around.
"Wow. These idiots really will bring anybody up here, won't they? Well, let's give this meeting everything we've got."
---Adam
.........so that just happened...did it say it was the captain?
......OH! I get it. It's the tourbot, trying to do a little thing there. Captain of describing the station. Ha...ha...uh, yeah. Did it...make that stage?
"Captain, huh? Well, I'm sure you can do a better job of addressing people than insulting everyone at once."
Seriously, that's the kind of thing you don't admit at large. As long as it's funny though I guess? I don't know if the rest of the crew is as willing to accept something like that with what little experience I had...