Goonhub
09-18-2017, 03:45 PM
I like mosquitoes as an idea. Have them spawn near random potted plants and track people down, maybe they can also spread space malaria. Add a chem that's relatively harmless to humans but kills mosquitoes if sprayed, also have them be attracted to UV lights.
- Goat. Eats anything you feed it! Who needs a crusher when this guy is around. Note, may randomly become ornery and start charging at people.
- Secretary bird. If you've got too many snakes in your space station, just hire one of these, it'll kill them on sight. If you pet it sometimes you get pens.
- Teddy bear. Genetically engineered small bears that make adorable, lovable and loyal pets. Please be aware that approximately one in three of these bears is simply a baby space bear that a black marketeer has slipped into the supply chain, and it will eventually grow up and try to kill you. No refunds.
- Goat. Eats anything you feed it! Who needs a crusher when this guy is around. Note, may randomly become ornery and start charging at people.
- Secretary bird. If you've got too many snakes in your space station, just hire one of these, it'll kill them on sight. If you pet it sometimes you get pens.
- Teddy bear. Genetically engineered small bears that make adorable, lovable and loyal pets. Please be aware that approximately one in three of these bears is simply a baby space bear that a black marketeer has slipped into the supply chain, and it will eventually grow up and try to kill you. No refunds.