Pogo sticks

[warcrimes]

using *flip on a pogo stick should have a 25 percent chance of being totally rad and a 75 percent chance of falling on your butt and being stunned. Higher chance of success when using certain totally rad drugs.

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Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.