Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Firebarrage]

I've got two recent ones. Recently was playing as HoS when someone named Dr Evil decided to be the most stereotypical evil mastermind ever. He kidnapped a crewmember and began making ridiculous demands over the radio. I eventually decided to run over to the mining station to ambush him and catch him fairly quickly. However I'm not one to deny an evil mastermind the chance to give a long dramatic monologue explaining their evil plans before having a good old fashioned shootout to see who wins. So I uncuff him and hand him his gun back and we walk over to the main room to give him a dramatic setting. He then reveals his evil plan to use random money to buy a nuke and make the station even more irradiated than it usually is. After a few more gasps and dramatic pauses he shoots at me and misses a few times before hopping in a pod and making a dramatic getaway. I rescued the hostage and we head back to the station to thwart his plans. The next 5 minutes were a typical amount of yackety saxxing around before I catch him. Now of course a dramatic supervillain needs a dramatic trial, and boy did he get one. As we are discussing what will happen he pulls out a hidden gun and shot me a few times point blank, and then some other random person ran in and exploded the entire trial. And so Dr Evil and I died together, both riddled with bullets and laser holes while on fire and suffocating in space. The end.

Also yesterday Dions decided to go into "Deep cover" as a security officer, but managed to go so deep undercover that I didnt believe he was still him and so I unceremoniously threw him out of security. Oops.