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08-30-2017, 11:07 AM
Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy my appointment didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would.
Pizzatiger -> Bologna Prime (3): HOLY SHIT IT JUST TALKED!
How the hell did that happen?
Apparently, it just wants to be friends.
You can't let this poor thing go.
Not alone anyways.
You call up again and suggest your current plan of transaction.
.....................
"Look, we kinda...don't...want you? I mean, you're...kinda......stupid. You literally sold your soul for a Buy one Get one free hot dog for christ's sake."
They don't seem to like this idea.
NateTheSquid (3): It appears the stinger grenades are already in use.
New525 (Crit check, 5)(6)vs. Lord Birb (2): The cyborg positions himself in between the clown and the Nuke Operative.
"If you want to harm the crew, you'll have to destroy this cyborg first."
New525 used Headshot.
It's super effective!
The cyborg body, no longer having connection to the AI, deactivates.
Roomba (N/A): You slowly pick yourself up off the floor, declaring that that was clearly on purpose.
You then scream. "OH GOD IT BURNS!"
Studenterhue (6): You successfully find an upgraded health analyzer.
Current conditions.
0-0-64-13
Chemicals in the body:
??? - 1.4
It appears whatever was in the tub is pretty much gone now.
Hydrofloric (1) Hot Coffee Mug (2): You head to escape and hide in a bush.
YOU GET SCISSOR KICKED OUT OF THE BUSH!
"This is my bush, you can't come in."
You feel too much pain to process what just happened.
NesMettaur (4): You start loading all of the materials into the fabricator. It seems you can make a good number of things for now.
Winklabom (4): "Hey, so, there's a cyborg here that's stabbing a man? What's going on exactly, is the AI rogue?"
You hear the captain's voice. "I uploaded a law so that it'll hunt down the syndies. Just ignore it for now."
*BANG*
"OKAY WHAT SHOULD I DO IF IT SHOT THE CYBORG DEAD!?!"
You run off keeping an eye for the clown...you see a dancing man on fire.
Well this is a hell of a workday.
Vitatroll (3): You get to escape and start passing out booze to the crew. You accompany this with singing.
It doesn't seem to be a hit with the crew.
Noah Buttes (4): You're just trying to see how many youtube videos I can justify jamming into this, aren't you?
Uh, right, you make your way to escape. While on fire.
Superlagg (3) vs. Berrik (2): You get up and suplex Berrik in retaliation.
Some people that the Simon Says version of violence never solved anything, and it's not going to change today.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle arrives:1 minutes.
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
Pizzatiger -> Bologna Prime (3): HOLY SHIT IT JUST TALKED!
How the hell did that happen?
Apparently, it just wants to be friends.
You can't let this poor thing go.
Not alone anyways.
You call up again and suggest your current plan of transaction.
.....................
"Look, we kinda...don't...want you? I mean, you're...kinda......stupid. You literally sold your soul for a Buy one Get one free hot dog for christ's sake."
They don't seem to like this idea.
NateTheSquid (3): It appears the stinger grenades are already in use.
New525 (Crit check, 5)(6)vs. Lord Birb (2): The cyborg positions himself in between the clown and the Nuke Operative.
"If you want to harm the crew, you'll have to destroy this cyborg first."
New525 used Headshot.
It's super effective!
The cyborg body, no longer having connection to the AI, deactivates.
Roomba (N/A): You slowly pick yourself up off the floor, declaring that that was clearly on purpose.
You then scream. "OH GOD IT BURNS!"
Studenterhue (6): You successfully find an upgraded health analyzer.
Current conditions.
0-0-64-13
Chemicals in the body:
??? - 1.4
It appears whatever was in the tub is pretty much gone now.
Hydrofloric (1) Hot Coffee Mug (2): You head to escape and hide in a bush.
YOU GET SCISSOR KICKED OUT OF THE BUSH!
"This is my bush, you can't come in."
You feel too much pain to process what just happened.
NesMettaur (4): You start loading all of the materials into the fabricator. It seems you can make a good number of things for now.
Winklabom (4): "Hey, so, there's a cyborg here that's stabbing a man? What's going on exactly, is the AI rogue?"
You hear the captain's voice. "I uploaded a law so that it'll hunt down the syndies. Just ignore it for now."
*BANG*
"OKAY WHAT SHOULD I DO IF IT SHOT THE CYBORG DEAD!?!"
You run off keeping an eye for the clown...you see a dancing man on fire.
Well this is a hell of a workday.
Vitatroll (3): You get to escape and start passing out booze to the crew. You accompany this with singing.
It doesn't seem to be a hit with the crew.
Noah Buttes (4): You're just trying to see how many youtube videos I can justify jamming into this, aren't you?
Uh, right, you make your way to escape. While on fire.
Superlagg (3) vs. Berrik (2): You get up and suplex Berrik in retaliation.
Some people that the Simon Says version of violence never solved anything, and it's not going to change today.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle arrives:1 minutes.
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy