Goonhub
05-09-2013, 07:22 PM
As geneticist, I made a monkey syringe and labeled it "superpower lottery."
I left it on the ground, a bored Chaplain decided to try it out.
bystander: "He got monkey powers! Cool!"
Later I'm in genetics and the monkey chaplain somehow barges in, obviously wanting me to change him back.
I push him down and fart on him instead. Repeatedly. Genetics doesn't do refunds.
Syndicates nuke station, everyone dies except monkeys.
I left it on the ground, a bored Chaplain decided to try it out.
bystander: "He got monkey powers! Cool!"
Later I'm in genetics and the monkey chaplain somehow barges in, obviously wanting me to change him back.
I push him down and fart on him instead. Repeatedly. Genetics doesn't do refunds.
Syndicates nuke station, everyone dies except monkeys.