Major Stuck on skateboard after ingesting nanomachines

[Winklabom]

If nanomachines kick in and turn you into a borg while you are riding a skateboard (could be any other vehicle, I haven't tested), you will be completely unable to dismount and will be doomed to do sick flips forever.

How to replicate: 1) Eat a roboburger
                           2) Get on a skateboard
                            3) Skateboard until you are a borg
                            4) Skateboard until the round ends at lightning fast speed, punching through all solid matter.