Goonhub
08-21-2017, 11:29 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-21-2017, 11:32 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
NateTheSquid: You ask why the hell you weren't borged after specifically being asked. Several of the medical officers said that they weren't the ones to clone you. Typical.
You put on your clothing and shove your things in your pockets and backpack, and then proceed to the robotics and demand you be borged.
"Uh...sir, I know you were...uh...dead when it was announced but, we're at code Nuclear right now. We really need someone who can organize the station against the Nuclear Operatives."
Bologna Prime: You order sponge capsules instead of the Novelty clothing you really really wanted. While you wait for them to arrive, you find the nearest fire extinguisher and spray it all on the outgoing conveyor belt. As soon as the crate arrives, you grab it and head to the bathroom, where you fill the extinguisher with water.
Vitatroll (4): You head around in a direction being the lion you clearly are.
Even though in reality you're just crawling around screaming at people.
HotCoffeeMug (3): You head off to search for Nuclear Operatives.
You suddenly realize you have no idea where they could be.
You start from the escape shuttle area. No luck so far.
Berrik (3): You get yourself on the nearest chair you can.
After about a minute, no one comes by.
Roomba (6): You head out to find and put on a stylish suit and Top hat.
You look absolutely dashing.
Lord Birb (6): You successfully lock down all the doors in the room the Nuke Op is currently in.
These guys never come alone. There have to be more.
Winklabom (n/a): You take your headset and prepare to leave when a security officer comes in...and then immediately leaves.
Apparently, there are more important things than someone yelling in the radio to attend to.
LuigiThirty (4): You start adding chemicals to the chili peppers in an attempt to make them explosive.
After a couple of tests, you successfully make a few explosive chili peppers.
You now have two explosive chili peppers.
NesMettaur (6): Everyone looks a little horrified. The ringing in your ears subside and you ask what's going on.
"You IDIOT! Do you have any idea what you just did? We're under code nuclear right now!"
Uh...oh boy. That was not a good time to announce you have the key to blowing everyone up.
You decide to assist in the situation by heading to the bar to construct another teleporter.
pizzatiger (5): This game is getting really strange. You read that it was supposed to be about space people doing space things with the occasional antagonist, and the Nuclear Operations syndicates definitely fit in with that, but there's people yelling weird things into microphones for no reason, clown's that randomly may or may not exist, budgets being transferred for trivial reasons, and what the hell is with this Communism and Capitalism bullshit? You send a message to the Admin's if this is normal and, while slightly crazier than usual, get told that this is pretty par for the course.
You're not sure how you feel about this answer.
Anyways, you attempt to and successfully locate a small syndicate base nearby. Further examinations reveal it's in an asteroid.
You already know where Nanotrasen's HQ is due to Lord Birb's files.
You also remind engineering that there's a hole in the armory and that they need to do their fucking job.
fosstar (3): You start hearing a large amount of Capitalist related announcements.
There's a shit ton of them. Someone must be engineering this.
You attempt to find the source, but can't find it in the immediate area.
Superlagg (5): Pffft. Code Nuclear? That's not even a real thing. They're just trying to play along with the security clowns. Now this, THIS is an event worthy of attention.
You attempt to communicate with the security clowns telling them that alcohol is ready in the bar and that the party is gonna be there.
You get some confused answers over the radio, mostly other stationeers to take the situation more seriously.
Ha, those wacky jokesters.
New525 (6-): You head out to go on a rampage on the crew.
Or at least you would but you appear to be bolted in.
You look for the nearest window not going into space and bust it down.
That fucking clown is still here somewhere. You can smell it.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Unfinished room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (25%) vs. (75%) Capitalism
Due to personal reasons, I will be unable to update tonight and I may not be able to update tomorrow afternoon. The next update will be tomorrow night if it's not done by 3:00 PM. Central.
You put on your clothing and shove your things in your pockets and backpack, and then proceed to the robotics and demand you be borged.
"Uh...sir, I know you were...uh...dead when it was announced but, we're at code Nuclear right now. We really need someone who can organize the station against the Nuclear Operatives."
Bologna Prime: You order sponge capsules instead of the Novelty clothing you really really wanted. While you wait for them to arrive, you find the nearest fire extinguisher and spray it all on the outgoing conveyor belt. As soon as the crate arrives, you grab it and head to the bathroom, where you fill the extinguisher with water.
Vitatroll (4): You head around in a direction being the lion you clearly are.
Even though in reality you're just crawling around screaming at people.
HotCoffeeMug (3): You head off to search for Nuclear Operatives.
You suddenly realize you have no idea where they could be.
You start from the escape shuttle area. No luck so far.
Berrik (3): You get yourself on the nearest chair you can.
After about a minute, no one comes by.
Roomba (6): You head out to find and put on a stylish suit and Top hat.
You look absolutely dashing.
Lord Birb (6): You successfully lock down all the doors in the room the Nuke Op is currently in.
These guys never come alone. There have to be more.
Winklabom (n/a): You take your headset and prepare to leave when a security officer comes in...and then immediately leaves.
Apparently, there are more important things than someone yelling in the radio to attend to.
LuigiThirty (4): You start adding chemicals to the chili peppers in an attempt to make them explosive.
After a couple of tests, you successfully make a few explosive chili peppers.
You now have two explosive chili peppers.
NesMettaur (6): Everyone looks a little horrified. The ringing in your ears subside and you ask what's going on.
"You IDIOT! Do you have any idea what you just did? We're under code nuclear right now!"
Uh...oh boy. That was not a good time to announce you have the key to blowing everyone up.
You decide to assist in the situation by heading to the bar to construct another teleporter.
pizzatiger (5): This game is getting really strange. You read that it was supposed to be about space people doing space things with the occasional antagonist, and the Nuclear Operations syndicates definitely fit in with that, but there's people yelling weird things into microphones for no reason, clown's that randomly may or may not exist, budgets being transferred for trivial reasons, and what the hell is with this Communism and Capitalism bullshit? You send a message to the Admin's if this is normal and, while slightly crazier than usual, get told that this is pretty par for the course.
You're not sure how you feel about this answer.
Anyways, you attempt to and successfully locate a small syndicate base nearby. Further examinations reveal it's in an asteroid.
You already know where Nanotrasen's HQ is due to Lord Birb's files.
You also remind engineering that there's a hole in the armory and that they need to do their fucking job.
fosstar (3): You start hearing a large amount of Capitalist related announcements.
There's a shit ton of them. Someone must be engineering this.
You attempt to find the source, but can't find it in the immediate area.
Superlagg (5): Pffft. Code Nuclear? That's not even a real thing. They're just trying to play along with the security clowns. Now this, THIS is an event worthy of attention.
You attempt to communicate with the security clowns telling them that alcohol is ready in the bar and that the party is gonna be there.
You get some confused answers over the radio, mostly other stationeers to take the situation more seriously.
Ha, those wacky jokesters.
New525 (6-): You head out to go on a rampage on the crew.
Or at least you would but you appear to be bolted in.
You look for the nearest window not going into space and bust it down.
That fucking clown is still here somewhere. You can smell it.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Unfinished room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (25%) vs. (75%) Capitalism
Due to personal reasons, I will be unable to update tonight and I may not be able to update tomorrow afternoon. The next update will be tomorrow night if it's not done by 3:00 PM. Central.