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08-21-2017, 12:06 AM
pizzatiger (n/a)+ Youkcat: You attempt to say over the radio to the syndicate that they should influence the capitalist pigs to be communists. but the only thing they can hear is THE SUDDEN GOD DAMN SHOUTING!
HotCoffeeMug (1): You search around for a weapon, but the only thing you can find is a stack of sticky paper.
Of all times for this place to not be a god damn death trap.
Winklabom (4): You rig your radio, headset, and a nearby intercom and yell into it really loud.
The reaction is also really loud.
Almost no radio communication happens this round.
fosstar (4) Vs. Berrik (2): You quickly make your way to the syndicate's...or you would if you knew exactly where they were.
You instead use your headset to talk to them. You're met with REALLY LOUD SCREAMING!
Nesmettaur (1): You head off to medbay to get a fix to your hearing problem. While one of the medical officers fetches an auditory headset, you talk over your headset about your work today, including your discovery of the Nuclear Auth. Disk, and the fact you still have it.
Everyone within earshot stops what they're doing and stares at you with a horrified look on their face.
Everyone immediately seems to feel pain and rip their headsets off.
THE NUKE OPS KNOW WHERE THE DISK IS!
You can hear again
flourish (1): You're having a hard time locating the glassware box. Was the bar busy today?
Noah Buttes (5): This is it. The moment you've been waiting for. Nobody could possibly predict that the clown, who was bordering the line ox existence and...uh...not existing...to save the station from a situation so dire.
You go out in the open and clown around like you never clowned around before.
Superlagg(5): Bad guys are attacking. You do what any cool hero does and make several backflips off the barstool (stylish points up). You run off with several bar glasses in tow. Everyone is too amazed to care.
a pleasant hug (2): You take a glass off the bar and attempt to but unsuccessfully find an easily accessible Fueltank.
Frank_Stein (n/a): You take shots at the newly discovered Syndicate pod until it explodes. It doesn't attempt to dodge.
Whoever was piloting it is gone.
Lord Birb (4): You successfully bolt down a door the syndicate was heading for.
Bologna Prime (3): Enough is enough. You're gonna do it this time. You transfer the funds from the station pay into the shipping budget and make an order for some god damn novelty clothes.
"Uh, sorry sir. We're all out."
MOTHER FUCKER!
Roomba (6): No one knew how quickly man could assemble radios. But you show just how capable humanity is in creation. Tons upon tons of radios, all ready to spread the greatness of capitalism.
All it takes is the push of this button rigged to all of them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OFF BUTTON OFF BUTTON!
You'll do it when the screaming stops.
The spirit of capitalism spreads heavily (after one minute).
Vitatroll (2) : You drink your brew of homemade chocolate brew.
Holy shit that strong.
You...uh...oh geez...uh, you uh...you gotta sit down for now...
OH GEEZ IS THAT CATNIP!?!
HOLY SHIT!
You spend an entire minute playing with Catnip.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Studenerhue (5) (Part of your action assumes something that didn't happen does. Everything not related to those actions will happen instead.): You quickly get some monkey meat and process it into little balls of meat, then shove all the ingredients into the nearest oven for some good ol homemade donkpockets.
These taste pretty good.
NateTheSquid (n/a): You attempt to peer out of the tube to see how much longer you're gonna be here. After about five seconds, the tube opens and you come tumbling out of it, knocking your head onto the floor.
If that stuff wasn't still at work, you might have been hurt pretty badly.
LuigiThirty (3): You begin to produce some medicinal plants for medbay's use. You check the potency of the flaming weed chili by throwing out in the reception room.
Nothing happens.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Construction room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (45%) vs. (55%) Capitalism
HotCoffeeMug (1): You search around for a weapon, but the only thing you can find is a stack of sticky paper.
Of all times for this place to not be a god damn death trap.
Winklabom (4): You rig your radio, headset, and a nearby intercom and yell into it really loud.
The reaction is also really loud.
Almost no radio communication happens this round.
fosstar (4) Vs. Berrik (2): You quickly make your way to the syndicate's...or you would if you knew exactly where they were.
You instead use your headset to talk to them. You're met with REALLY LOUD SCREAMING!
Nesmettaur (1): You head off to medbay to get a fix to your hearing problem. While one of the medical officers fetches an auditory headset, you talk over your headset about your work today, including your discovery of the Nuclear Auth. Disk, and the fact you still have it.
Everyone within earshot stops what they're doing and stares at you with a horrified look on their face.
Everyone immediately seems to feel pain and rip their headsets off.
THE NUKE OPS KNOW WHERE THE DISK IS!
You can hear again
flourish (1): You're having a hard time locating the glassware box. Was the bar busy today?
Noah Buttes (5): This is it. The moment you've been waiting for. Nobody could possibly predict that the clown, who was bordering the line ox existence and...uh...not existing...to save the station from a situation so dire.
You go out in the open and clown around like you never clowned around before.
Superlagg(5): Bad guys are attacking. You do what any cool hero does and make several backflips off the barstool (stylish points up). You run off with several bar glasses in tow. Everyone is too amazed to care.
a pleasant hug (2): You take a glass off the bar and attempt to but unsuccessfully find an easily accessible Fueltank.
Frank_Stein (n/a): You take shots at the newly discovered Syndicate pod until it explodes. It doesn't attempt to dodge.
Whoever was piloting it is gone.
Lord Birb (4): You successfully bolt down a door the syndicate was heading for.
Bologna Prime (3): Enough is enough. You're gonna do it this time. You transfer the funds from the station pay into the shipping budget and make an order for some god damn novelty clothes.
"Uh, sorry sir. We're all out."
MOTHER FUCKER!
Roomba (6): No one knew how quickly man could assemble radios. But you show just how capable humanity is in creation. Tons upon tons of radios, all ready to spread the greatness of capitalism.
All it takes is the push of this button rigged to all of them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OFF BUTTON OFF BUTTON!
You'll do it when the screaming stops.
The spirit of capitalism spreads heavily (after one minute).
Vitatroll (2) : You drink your brew of homemade chocolate brew.
Holy shit that strong.
You...uh...oh geez...uh, you uh...you gotta sit down for now...
OH GEEZ IS THAT CATNIP!?!
HOLY SHIT!
You spend an entire minute playing with Catnip.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Studenerhue (5) (Part of your action assumes something that didn't happen does. Everything not related to those actions will happen instead.): You quickly get some monkey meat and process it into little balls of meat, then shove all the ingredients into the nearest oven for some good ol homemade donkpockets.
These taste pretty good.
NateTheSquid (n/a): You attempt to peer out of the tube to see how much longer you're gonna be here. After about five seconds, the tube opens and you come tumbling out of it, knocking your head onto the floor.
If that stuff wasn't still at work, you might have been hurt pretty badly.
LuigiThirty (3): You begin to produce some medicinal plants for medbay's use. You check the potency of the flaming weed chili by throwing out in the reception room.
Nothing happens.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Construction room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (45%) vs. (55%) Capitalism