Goonhub
08-20-2017, 02:24 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-20-2017, 02:30 PM by Superlagg. Edited 1 time in total.)
With the vending machine properly assisted, I spike my bottle of lukewarm cryoxadone with a splash of cryostylane. The opaque, blue liquid mixes with the opaque, blue liquid to form the ultimate in opaque, blue liquids: Cryoxystylane, the Robustman's Training Wheels, the Icy Mulligan, the Tryhard's Cold One.
I'm still surprised nobody else thinks to do this! Station wouldn't even *need* assisting if everyone else just got jacked up on coffee and carried around All Better Potions. Guess that's why they keep me around. Fair enough.
I slip the Happy Elf's Cold Elixir back into my pocket, then I return the rest of the cryostylane to Studenterhue--
ALERT! NUKEOPS! EVERYONE PANIC!
--but flinch at the last second, startled, flinging the beaker through the air! Whoops!
I consider apologising for the mess, but there's little time to spare, the station needs me! I take off the horse mask and leave it on the table to remind the Scientist that, if they ever need assistance, you know who to call. I grab my toolbox, salute three times and do a backflip, then take off at full sprint in some direction.
On the way out, I wave to Flourish and snatch a couple glasses from the bar to whip at any syndies or clowns I come across.
I'm still surprised nobody else thinks to do this! Station wouldn't even *need* assisting if everyone else just got jacked up on coffee and carried around All Better Potions. Guess that's why they keep me around. Fair enough.
I slip the Happy Elf's Cold Elixir back into my pocket, then I return the rest of the cryostylane to Studenterhue--
ALERT! NUKEOPS! EVERYONE PANIC!
--but flinch at the last second, startled, flinging the beaker through the air! Whoops!
I consider apologising for the mess, but there's little time to spare, the station needs me! I take off the horse mask and leave it on the table to remind the Scientist that, if they ever need assistance, you know who to call. I grab my toolbox, salute three times and do a backflip, then take off at full sprint in some direction.
On the way out, I wave to Flourish and snatch a couple glasses from the bar to whip at any syndies or clowns I come across.