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08-20-2017, 12:32 PM
Lord Birb (4): You track the dangerous looking person for a short time.
He just took out a spacker.
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Luigi Thirty (2): Your attempts to make the spiciest weed this side of space isn't going too well. The mass majority of the stuff just bursts into flames? Chili is spicy, not hot god damn it.
Roomba (2): You try to rig your basic alarm to the headset of every person on the station.
This is apparently as hard as it sounds.
Bologna Prime (1): You feel good again, things are finally going your way. So you finally go and do what you originally wanted to do.
You head down to QM to order novelty clothing once more!
You forget that you actually drained the budget for QM once more!
You scream Mother Fucker to yourself once more!
Hot Coffee Mug (4): You take a quick look around the station to ascertain the current situation.
The HoP looks annoyed in QM.
Medbay seems to working at optimal efficiency again.
Berrik (3): You roll up all the weed you brought to the bar in your credit and announce it over the radio.
A security officer is the first person to show up. He takes all of it and announces it to security. Apparently, there's more important things than tracking contrabrand growing people.
NesMettaur (3): With that job done, you head to mechanics which is bolted open for some reason? You head inside and get rea- GET THE FUCK OUT!
OH SWEET CHRIST RIGHT IN THE EARS!
You're temporarily deaf.
NateTheSquid (n/a): You wake up in a tube filled with liquid. You know this isn't what you asked for.
You feel really angry about this.
pizzatiger (5): You successfully bolt open Medbay, the Captains Quarters, the Janitor's closet, and the Ore Processing Room.
Vitatroll (4): You mix a large amount of alcohol, a bit of chocolate, and a random pill you found laying nearby.
You created a slightly energetic alcoholic beverage with just a hint of Cat Drugs (though you don't know about the cat drug part yet.)
winklabom (2): Your attempts to find another station bounced radio are going as well as your first attempt. You also find two seperate flashes, both broken.
new525 (n/a): You feel as if you missed a great opportunity to avenge the death of your family. You ready your shotgun to blast any poor bastard nearby.
Youkcat seems to be encouraging this.
youkcat (1): What kind of shitty station doesn't have writing tools?
Frank Stein (5): You attempt to use the knowledge you acquired so far to locate the suspicious people responsible. After a bit of guesswork, you successfully reach the room under construction.
There's a pod right outside of it.
It's clearly of syndicate origins!
You announce over the security frequency.
SECURITY HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO CODE NUCLEAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Noah Buttes (n/a): You thank the all mighty honk mother, funny be her name, for assisting you in being as irrelevant and useless as possible to the plot.
fosstar (6): You walk around the station promoting the greatness of communism while sipping from what can only be described as literal poison.
Tastes good.
The spirit of communism rises.
Superlagg (n/a): You ask if Studenterhue has any cryostylane on them. Luckily, not only does he have it, he happily gives it to you. After you pocket the stuff, you fill the empty Happy Elf Hot Chocolate bottle with cryoxadone. Studenterhue wants hacking tools in return (4), so you quickly run out and fetch him a screwdriver and some wire cutters.
a pleasant hug (1): You heard over the radio that podbay needs to be re-aired.
You know how much of a pain in the ass the games code dealing with this is and decide it's not your problem.
Who actually uses Podbay anyways?
Studenterhue (6): Superlagg apparently wants some cryostylane. What luck. You give it to him cause you're such a nice guy.
In exchange, you want some hacking tools. Probably should of held onto the cryostylane until he brought them back, but it works out.
Your attempts at hacking the kitchen dispenser are almost immediate success.
Anyone can now cook in the kitchen that is currently bolted open.
Hydrofloric (n/a): You grab the nearest can of welding fuel and chug it down.
Your time between doing this action and regretting it may have reached record breaking numbers.
Everyone not deaf or being cloned (n/a): ALERT! A SECURITY OFFICER HAS CONFIRMED THE PRESENCE OF A NUCLEAR SYNDICATE OPERATIVE! ALL PERSONNEL ARE TO AVOID THESE TERRORISTS. THEY ARE HIGHLY TRAINED AND DANGEROUS! SECURITY LEVELS HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO CODE NUCLEAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
The syndicate plan has failed. All syndicate bonuses have been lost.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Construction room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (45%) vs. (55%) Capitalism
He just took out a spacker.
Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Luigi Thirty (2): Your attempts to make the spiciest weed this side of space isn't going too well. The mass majority of the stuff just bursts into flames? Chili is spicy, not hot god damn it.
Roomba (2): You try to rig your basic alarm to the headset of every person on the station.
This is apparently as hard as it sounds.
Bologna Prime (1): You feel good again, things are finally going your way. So you finally go and do what you originally wanted to do.
You head down to QM to order novelty clothing once more!
You forget that you actually drained the budget for QM once more!
You scream Mother Fucker to yourself once more!
Hot Coffee Mug (4): You take a quick look around the station to ascertain the current situation.
The HoP looks annoyed in QM.
Medbay seems to working at optimal efficiency again.
Berrik (3): You roll up all the weed you brought to the bar in your credit and announce it over the radio.
A security officer is the first person to show up. He takes all of it and announces it to security. Apparently, there's more important things than tracking contrabrand growing people.
NesMettaur (3): With that job done, you head to mechanics which is bolted open for some reason? You head inside and get rea- GET THE FUCK OUT!
OH SWEET CHRIST RIGHT IN THE EARS!
You're temporarily deaf.
NateTheSquid (n/a): You wake up in a tube filled with liquid. You know this isn't what you asked for.
You feel really angry about this.
pizzatiger (5): You successfully bolt open Medbay, the Captains Quarters, the Janitor's closet, and the Ore Processing Room.
Vitatroll (4): You mix a large amount of alcohol, a bit of chocolate, and a random pill you found laying nearby.
You created a slightly energetic alcoholic beverage with just a hint of Cat Drugs (though you don't know about the cat drug part yet.)
winklabom (2): Your attempts to find another station bounced radio are going as well as your first attempt. You also find two seperate flashes, both broken.
new525 (n/a): You feel as if you missed a great opportunity to avenge the death of your family. You ready your shotgun to blast any poor bastard nearby.
Youkcat seems to be encouraging this.
youkcat (1): What kind of shitty station doesn't have writing tools?
Frank Stein (5): You attempt to use the knowledge you acquired so far to locate the suspicious people responsible. After a bit of guesswork, you successfully reach the room under construction.
There's a pod right outside of it.
It's clearly of syndicate origins!
You announce over the security frequency.
SECURITY HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO CODE NUCLEAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Noah Buttes (n/a): You thank the all mighty honk mother, funny be her name, for assisting you in being as irrelevant and useless as possible to the plot.
fosstar (6): You walk around the station promoting the greatness of communism while sipping from what can only be described as literal poison.
Tastes good.
The spirit of communism rises.
Superlagg (n/a): You ask if Studenterhue has any cryostylane on them. Luckily, not only does he have it, he happily gives it to you. After you pocket the stuff, you fill the empty Happy Elf Hot Chocolate bottle with cryoxadone. Studenterhue wants hacking tools in return (4), so you quickly run out and fetch him a screwdriver and some wire cutters.
a pleasant hug (1): You heard over the radio that podbay needs to be re-aired.
You know how much of a pain in the ass the games code dealing with this is and decide it's not your problem.
Who actually uses Podbay anyways?
Studenterhue (6): Superlagg apparently wants some cryostylane. What luck. You give it to him cause you're such a nice guy.
In exchange, you want some hacking tools. Probably should of held onto the cryostylane until he brought them back, but it works out.
Your attempts at hacking the kitchen dispenser are almost immediate success.
Anyone can now cook in the kitchen that is currently bolted open.
Hydrofloric (n/a): You grab the nearest can of welding fuel and chug it down.
Your time between doing this action and regretting it may have reached record breaking numbers.
Everyone not deaf or being cloned (n/a): ALERT! A SECURITY OFFICER HAS CONFIRMED THE PRESENCE OF A NUCLEAR SYNDICATE OPERATIVE! ALL PERSONNEL ARE TO AVOID THESE TERRORISTS. THEY ARE HIGHLY TRAINED AND DANGEROUS! SECURITY LEVELS HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO CODE NUCLEAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
The syndicate plan has failed. All syndicate bonuses have been lost.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Construction room.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone expect scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (45%) vs. (55%) Capitalism