Goonhub
08-15-2017, 01:15 PM
I scream; the explosion knocks me flat on the remaining part of my ass. The world goes dark for a brief moment, that last thread of consciousness kept intact only by the massive amount of space-caffeine and moon-sugar coursing through my guts.
Not wasting any time today, are we?
I put Superlagg's Left Leg into my backpack, pocket one of the surviving empty Robust Coffee cups, and invoke my Radio Headset.
Superlagg [145.9] exclaims, "PDA bombs. AI, call the shuttle!"
Charred, bleeding, with the better half of a cheapass PDA lodged in the dangling strips of my former left buttcheek, I take the most intact and least poisonous Pro-Puff in hand, take a drag (Tea flavored, oh boy), then hobble myself upright. I hopscotch my way toward Medbay.
The tea sweetens. Visibly. Somehow.
Not wasting any time today, are we?
I put Superlagg's Left Leg into my backpack, pocket one of the surviving empty Robust Coffee cups, and invoke my Radio Headset.
Superlagg [145.9] exclaims, "PDA bombs. AI, call the shuttle!"
Charred, bleeding, with the better half of a cheapass PDA lodged in the dangling strips of my former left buttcheek, I take the most intact and least poisonous Pro-Puff in hand, take a drag (Tea flavored, oh boy), then hobble myself upright. I hopscotch my way toward Medbay.
The tea sweetens. Visibly. Somehow.