Best moments ever thread 2.0

[ShroomsOnIce]

There's really no good way to describe what just transpired, but I'll try.

I started out as a mechanic on lowpop, and I was bored of building  a e s t h e t i c  teleporter hubs so I decided to experiment with pipes. I made an infinite pipe loop, jumped in, and started CLUNGing. People were interested in this contraption that I built, and so they started hopping in. First the clown, then an assistant, and finally even the captain. For around 10 minutes we were all CLUNGing around the place, hearing nothing but the terrible audio glitches of thousands of CLUNGs, sometimes having it so the CLUNG was happening so fast that we heard no sound at all. The clown was trying to honk but the honks were being cut off by the shear amount of CLUNG that was occurring, and instead the honk just sort of whimpered out. It was magical. We then pondered the question "Could we fart on a bible inside of the pipe?" So guess what we did next.

Spoiler!

We were all farting when the bible was thrown in by an assistant, and the only way you'd know that we died is that suddenly there was a bunch of blood on the pipes, and the CLUNGs have ceased. We all were thinking about what would happen when the pipe gets cut open.

Spoiler!

And then the pipe got cut open, and everything just fucking flew out in every which way. It was beautiful.

This whole thing had me in tears the whole time. The CLUNG gods smile upon us all.