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08-03-2017, 07:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-03-2017, 07:55 AM by warcrimes. Edited 1 time in total.)
So i made a hella sandwich, then me and Doctor Bees went to a picnic with the AI.
Also I made the sandwich Captain before we ate.
the cakes are iced with phlog, dark matter, ants.
Also I made the sandwich Captain before we ate.
Doctor Bees says, "im gonna take a bite"
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "Tell me how it tastes."
Doctor Bees says, "here goes"
Jhon Warcrimes says, "its time"
Doctor Bees takes a bite of the lightly-fried lightly-fried night saturdays, yellow cake, and yellow cake sandwich on plain bread, lightly-fried lightly-fried space bee egg and lightly-fried yellow cake, lightly-fried crank pill, and yellow cake club on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and yellow cake club on plain bread, and lightly-fried yellow cake, fried yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and lightly-fried uncle shit sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread!
Doctor Bees drools.
Doctor Bees release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
Doctor Bees screams!
Doctor Bees farts egregiously.
Doctor Bees screams!
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "I have no taste, only hunger."
Doctor Bees twitches.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 screams!
Doctor Bees grumbles.
Doctor Bees gasps, "IITT TTAAAASSTTEESS AAAAMMAZIINGG"
Doctor Bees [144.7] gasps, "IITT TTAAAASSTTEESS AAAAMMAZIINGG"
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 declares, "BEATIFUL!"
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 declares, "I must consume it all!"
Jhon Warcrimes says, "i want a bite"
Doctor Bees twitches.
Doctor Bees gasps, "itts aammaaaaziinngg"
Doctor Bees shudders.
Doctor Bees gasps, "outtt ooof tthiiss wwwwoorrrdd"
You take a bite of the lightly-fried lightly-fried night saturdays, yellow cake, and yellow cake sandwich on plain bread, lightly-fried lightly-fried space bee egg and lightly-fried yellow cake, lightly-fried crank pill, and yellow cake club on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and yellow cake club on plain bread, and lightly-fried yellow cake, fried yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and lightly-fried uncle shit sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread!
You scald yourself trying to consume the boiling hot substance!
What stunning texture!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
It burns!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
That tasted amazing!
That tasted amazing!
Doctor Bees laughs.
Doctor Bees laughs.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 declares, "Be sure to feed your corpses to me if it kills you!"
You begin to recover.
Doctor Bees drools.
Doctor Bees seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The li'l Doctor Bees bumbles MOURNFULLY.
You feel like shit!
You begin to recover.
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
You desperately try to think of a way to do CPR on yourself, but it's just not logically possible!
You take a bite of the lightly-fried lightly-fried night saturdays, yellow cake, and yellow cake sandwich on plain bread, lightly-fried lightly-fried space bee egg and lightly-fried yellow cake, lightly-fried crank pill, and yellow cake club on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and yellow cake club on plain bread, and lightly-fried yellow cake, fried yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and lightly-fried uncle shit sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread!
You scald yourself trying to consume the boiling hot substance!
So juicy!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
Jhon Warcrimes drools.
It burns!
Jhon Warcrimes defiles the station's air supply.
Jhon Warcrimes screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jhon Warcrimes is a farting motherfucker!!!
Jhon Warcrimes screams!
That tasted amazing!
That tasted amazing!
Your injuries are too severe to heal by nourishment alone!
Jhon Warcrimes scratches at an itch.
Jhon Warcrimes grumbles.
The ants arachnify.
Jhon Warcrimes does the twist, like they did last summer.
The li'l Doctor Bees buzzes approvingly.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "Feed meeee"
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
You begin to recover.
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes twitches.
You feel like there's something skittering in your blood!
OH GOD YOU JUST HURLED SPIDERS SHIT THAT'S NASTY!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Your chest hurts!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
Jhon Warcrimes cries.
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "Jhon has sacrificed himself to feed me."
Jhon Warcrimes twitches violently.
Oh shit there's something skittering in your veins!
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
Your arm hurts!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Your arm hurts!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "Tell me how it tastes."
Doctor Bees says, "here goes"
Jhon Warcrimes says, "its time"
Doctor Bees takes a bite of the lightly-fried lightly-fried night saturdays, yellow cake, and yellow cake sandwich on plain bread, lightly-fried lightly-fried space bee egg and lightly-fried yellow cake, lightly-fried crank pill, and yellow cake club on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and yellow cake club on plain bread, and lightly-fried yellow cake, fried yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and lightly-fried uncle shit sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread!
Doctor Bees drools.
Doctor Bees release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
Doctor Bees screams!
Doctor Bees farts egregiously.
Doctor Bees screams!
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "I have no taste, only hunger."
Doctor Bees twitches.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 screams!
Doctor Bees grumbles.
Doctor Bees gasps, "IITT TTAAAASSTTEESS AAAAMMAZIINGG"
Doctor Bees [144.7] gasps, "IITT TTAAAASSTTEESS AAAAMMAZIINGG"
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 declares, "BEATIFUL!"
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 declares, "I must consume it all!"
Jhon Warcrimes says, "i want a bite"
Doctor Bees twitches.
Doctor Bees gasps, "itts aammaaaaziinngg"
Doctor Bees shudders.
Doctor Bees gasps, "outtt ooof tthiiss wwwwoorrrdd"
You take a bite of the lightly-fried lightly-fried night saturdays, yellow cake, and yellow cake sandwich on plain bread, lightly-fried lightly-fried space bee egg and lightly-fried yellow cake, lightly-fried crank pill, and yellow cake club on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and yellow cake club on plain bread, and lightly-fried yellow cake, fried yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and lightly-fried uncle shit sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread!
You scald yourself trying to consume the boiling hot substance!
What stunning texture!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
It burns!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
That tasted amazing!
That tasted amazing!
Doctor Bees laughs.
Doctor Bees laughs.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 declares, "Be sure to feed your corpses to me if it kills you!"
You begin to recover.
Doctor Bees drools.
Doctor Bees seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The li'l Doctor Bees bumbles MOURNFULLY.
You feel like shit!
You begin to recover.
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
You desperately try to think of a way to do CPR on yourself, but it's just not logically possible!
You take a bite of the lightly-fried lightly-fried night saturdays, yellow cake, and yellow cake sandwich on plain bread, lightly-fried lightly-fried space bee egg and lightly-fried yellow cake, lightly-fried crank pill, and yellow cake club on plain bread sandwich on plain bread, yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and yellow cake club on plain bread, and lightly-fried yellow cake, fried yellow cake, yellow cake, yellow cake, and lightly-fried uncle shit sandwich on plain bread sandwich on plain bread!
You scald yourself trying to consume the boiling hot substance!
So juicy!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
Jhon Warcrimes drools.
It burns!
Jhon Warcrimes defiles the station's air supply.
Jhon Warcrimes screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jhon Warcrimes is a farting motherfucker!!!
Jhon Warcrimes screams!
That tasted amazing!
That tasted amazing!
Your injuries are too severe to heal by nourishment alone!
Jhon Warcrimes scratches at an itch.
Jhon Warcrimes grumbles.
The ants arachnify.
Jhon Warcrimes does the twist, like they did last summer.
The li'l Doctor Bees buzzes approvingly.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "Feed meeee"
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
You begin to recover.
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes twitches.
You feel like there's something skittering in your blood!
OH GOD YOU JUST HURLED SPIDERS SHIT THAT'S NASTY!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Your chest hurts!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
Jhon Warcrimes cries.
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
All-Weather Booze-o-Mat V2 states, "Jhon has sacrificed himself to feed me."
Jhon Warcrimes twitches violently.
Oh shit there's something skittering in your veins!
Jhon Warcrimes shudders.
Your arm hurts!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Your arm hurts!
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
Jhon Warcrimes gasps.
the cakes are iced with phlog, dark matter, ants.