[BUGFIX] Fixes Crit Oddities

[Fox McCloud]

So this is why I can live longer while attacked by a ton of pissed monkeys/bees/etc.

Most likely.

Honestly, crit is pretty shitty as is, so I'd like to think these bugs were left unfixed for a reason

I disagree with that; crit has come a longggg way from what it used to be. It used to be hit 100 damage, black out and take oxyloss until you hit -100 and died.

Now it's far more dynamic; you no longer instantly pass out and you have a real chance; that won't change under these circumstances.

Given Goon's very damage numbers on most of their melee and ranged weapons (minus a few like c-swords, shotguns, and laser guns), this makes you incredibly durable.